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Posted: 2/18/2001 8:19:11 AM EDT
[#1]
your self esteem and standards are so low you even consider going out in public with him[:D][:D]
Just kidding McHelmetHead |
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Posted: 2/18/2001 8:35:49 AM EDT
[#2]
you pose for a picture with Bill Clinton
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Posted: 2/18/2001 8:36:57 AM EDT
[#3]
when you find yourself in the same part of town with Mchim.just kidding.mmk
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Posted: 2/18/2001 8:39:43 AM EDT
[#4]
When someone says to you "You have that passed around look".
NO SLACK! |
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Posted: 2/18/2001 8:41:26 AM EDT
[#5]
when someone's got their hands on you in a big field of weeds?;)
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Posted: 2/18/2001 9:09:25 AM EDT
[#6]
...you wake up next to McUZI! LOL!
Oh, wait. AntiUSSA already said that. McAlternateName |
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Posted: 2/18/2001 9:15:03 AM EDT
[#7]
.......when your company commander makes you work late all the time.....................
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Posted: 2/18/2001 9:19:03 AM EDT
[#8]
You throw your panites against the wall & they stick.
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Posted: 2/18/2001 9:22:08 AM EDT
[#9]
Damn.....that one was bad dude......... sounds like German females..........(no comment)
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:02:01 AM EDT
[#10]
You know when the US Navy fleet is coming to town before they do [^]
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:02:50 AM EDT
[#11]
...The cab driver recognizes you by the back of your head...
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:05:50 AM EDT
[#12]
Shes the vilage bycikel everyones had a ride.
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:07:33 AM EDT
[#13]
thay call her poney because she gets the most rides.
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:12:07 AM EDT
[#14]
When you've had more peckers in you than the circumsize machine at the local hospital.
[img]http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net/smileysex5.gif[/img] COLTSHORTY GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." |
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:13:14 AM EDT
[#15]
When the maid finds 75 used McCondoms behind the bed.....
[IMG]www.beyondwisdom.com/cards/girltl.gif[/IMG] |
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Posted: 2/18/2001 7:16:59 PM EDT
[#16]
you can only orgasm after receiving cash [@:D]
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Posted: 2/18/2001 7:23:42 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: you pose for a picture with Bill Clinton [:D] That's so true that it almost isn't funny. |
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Posted: 2/18/2001 7:24:36 PM EDT
[#18]
your lips have stretch marks [:D]
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Posted: 2/18/2001 7:36:46 PM EDT
[#19]
Even though you wear spike heals you fall on your a$$ and your legs get stuck behind your head.[smoke]
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Posted: 2/18/2001 9:41:59 PM EDT
[#20]
...you excitedly obey blatantly unconstitutional laws.
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:04:25 PM EDT
[#21]
You've been ridden as often as the interstate system and have charged a toll every time.
Dittohd |
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:39:07 PM EDT
[#22]
Billy-Jeff offers you a cigar...
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Posted: 2/18/2001 10:49:47 PM EDT
[#23]
antiUSSA must be off line.........
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Posted: 2/19/2001 12:25:38 AM EDT
[#24]
No, I am offline, and I am here.
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Posted: 2/19/2001 6:33:17 AM EDT
[#25]
you come to a gun board and every topic you post on turns to talk about sex or has sexual inuenndo.
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Posted: 2/19/2001 6:58:53 AM EDT
[#26]
When Clinton won't even try anything with you.
Lynn |
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Posted: 2/19/2001 7:35:57 AM EDT
[#27]
If you're surprised that a topic with the word "ho" in it contains sexual innuendo, I've got some oceanfront property I'd like to sell you. And some bridges. [;)]
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Posted: 3/18/2001 8:08:44 PM EDT
[#28]
...you have a credit card machine in your purse.
...you take money from Chinese arms merchants to win an election. {I guess you would call that hard money} |
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Posted: 3/18/2001 8:22:48 PM EDT
[#29]
your crabs get the clap.
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Posted: 3/18/2001 8:25:13 PM EDT
[#30]
...you whistle while you blow.
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Posted: 3/18/2001 9:20:19 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: you come to a gun board and every topic you post on turns to talk about sex or has sexual inuenndo. mmmmm. I thought magnum meant gun, I guess I was mistaken, magnum "delta of venus"?. |
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Posted: 3/18/2001 9:24:59 PM EDT
[#32]
you know you a ho when you ask a guy if you can shoot his gun and there's not a firearm in sight [:D]
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Posted: 3/19/2001 5:51:13 AM EDT
[#33]
When your spot weld (on full auto) is not your cheek,but your clit!
I'm already sorry I thought that, much less wrote it. |
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Posted: 3/19/2001 6:32:26 AM EDT
[#34]
[size=3]...when you need cosmetic surgery on your other set of lips.........lol[/size=3][:O]
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Posted: 3/19/2001 8:22:48 AM EDT
[#35]
"You know your a HO..."
When he goes home to his wife! |
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Posted: 3/19/2001 8:48:05 AM EDT
[#36]
When someone asks you for a date you respond "$2.00" and they reply "That's to much!"
Or when the best thing someone can say about you is that you "look like you have been road hard and put up wet." |
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Posted: 3/19/2001 10:47:55 AM EDT
[#37]
When someone says if she had as many sticking out that has been stuck in she would look like a porcupine (sp).
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Posted: 3/19/2001 11:38:59 AM EDT
[#38]
"When....Me love you long looong time"
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Posted: 3/19/2001 11:55:22 AM EDT
[#39]
... your parents are named Ho, your brothers and sisters are named Ho, and all your relatives on your Dad's side are named Ho.
That's when you know you're a Ho... |
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Posted: 3/19/2001 11:56:44 AM EDT
[#40]
When you remind me of my ex-wife!
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Posted: 3/19/2001 12:17:04 PM EDT
[#41]
. . . you've seen more McWienies than Julia Roberts and an airport urinal--put together!!!
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Posted: 3/19/2001 12:22:16 PM EDT
[#42]
you know your a hoe when you hand your money to me at the end of everynight
Straight PimPiN pimpin aint easy |
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Posted: 3/19/2001 12:22:59 PM EDT
[#43]
"Ho When....
You get drunk at a Biker Rally and wake up a few days later in a strange town with no clothes a large tattoo of tire tracks across yer ass and yer lips are blistered and burned. But you are pissed that you forgot to buy the T-Shirt with a patch to remember the Good Times! [rail]Railgun.... |
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Posted: 3/19/2001 12:43:42 PM EDT
[#44]
...when you worry about what other women are doing with "their" pu$$y.
I cannot stand it when I am out with some hot new slice of stuff and she is dressed like a REAL female, and "other" women start getting bitchy. All I can think is, "That is exactly why I'm not with YOU." |
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Posted: 3/19/2001 2:45:58 PM EDT
[#45]
There is a turnstile,number machine,and a line outside your bedroom door.[sex]
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Posted: 3/19/2001 3:06:10 PM EDT
[#46]
When you have an afternoon tv talk show on abc-opposite oprah winfrey......[smash]
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Posted: 3/19/2001 3:20:10 PM EDT
[#47]
...your "little black book" is the White Pages.
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Posted: 3/19/2001 3:39:47 PM EDT
[#48]
.....While you lie awake in bed watching your neon OPEN sign flash in your window? or clinton tries to "give" you a cigar! later |
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Posted: 3/19/2001 6:07:24 PM EDT
[#49]
(Not gonna touch this one)
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Posted: 3/19/2001 6:26:22 PM EDT
[#50]
Just curious, what is a McUzi?
A Scottish SMG, like a STEN, or the SMG a McDonald's employee could afford, like a TEC-9. [uzi] Also, we have a Miss Magnum & an AR Lady. I am surprised no one took "Miss .45", now that was a movie. [pistol] |
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