Posted: 8/13/2005 10:36:29 AM EDT
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Not to mention great lyrics like Killing Miss America: I wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queen With the platform boots and the tombstone looks I want the whole world to hate me With the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress
[Pre-chorus:] Tonight I’m the prettiest zombie alive I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive And I don’t care what it takes I’m gonna win the prize
[Chorus:] I’m gonna kill Miss America Kill Miss America Kill Miss America Kill Miss America, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want you to spit when you see me And if you don’t I’m gonna spit on you I love it when they hate me And when I win I’m gonna rub it in
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I got murder on my mind Ten seconds 'till death tonight Mama’s little baby’s gonna die, die, die I’ll cut her throat and take what’s mine
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Or She Was a Teenage Zombie: Don’t know what I’m feeling or what I should say On how my life changed The day I stumbled on her grave Not a necrophilliac, I guess I was bored I just love to spend my Time with a fresh embalmed corpse Of course [chorus] She was a teenage zombie She was a teenage corpse She was a teenage zombie Drop dead gorgeous that’s for sure
I took her to the movies And I took her to the park I took her in the back-seat And that’s where she stole my heart And then I walked her home From our postmortem date She took me by the hand and we danced upon her grave [chorus]
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And finally, Love at First Fright: When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered And I knew it was love, true love All the things you said and did to your mom I knew you were the only one, the only one for me [pre-chorus] Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me Be my ghoul tonight… [chorus] Regan it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright Regan it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright
I’d love it if you’d spin your head for me Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green, So beautifully Across your stomach it said “HELP ME” I gotta know will you marry me Captain Howdy [(pre-chorus, chorus) x2] When I saw you piss on the rug, My heart fluttered And I knew it was love, true love And on your stomach it says “HELP ME” I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy
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