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Posted: 8/13/2005 12:22:06 AM EDT
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Aerosmith
Big Ten Inch Record - Toys In The Attic got me the strangest woman Believe it, this chick's no sinch When i wanna get her goin' Then i whip out my big ten inch Record of the band that plays the blues Well the band that plays the blues She just loved my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues Last night i tried to tease her I gave my love a little pinch But she said now stop that jivin Now whip out your big ten-inch Record of the band that plays the blues Well the band that plays the blues She just loved my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 12:35:40 AM EDT
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www.redpeters.com He has some good ones.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 12:37:44 AM EDT
[#3]
Man...you got that right.
I LOVE that song. Sgat1r5 |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:08:48 AM EDT
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"Big Ten Inch Record" is not an Aerosmith song. They just dusted it off and re-did it. Unfortunately few people know what it's refering to. (78 RPM records are 10" in diameter.) The song written by J. Weismantel and recorded in the 1940's by Bull Moose Jackson. Double entendre songs have been around since songs have been recorded. Believe it or not, Little Richard's "Tooti-Fruiti" was one. |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:13:44 AM EDT
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I love myself
I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus: I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me happy honey You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you Chorus I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus I want you I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah Chorus Nothing insinuated, it is what it is..... 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:17:57 AM EDT
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Afternoon delight, she bop, my dingaling, there are many others......
Most are funny. But, the funniest part is when people don't realize what they are really talking about. |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:19:45 AM EDT
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Anything by Bloodhound Gang. Then again, their songs are pretty blatantly sexual...
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:38:20 AM EDT
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Like JavaMan said, there are many. I'll vote for "Poison Ivy" by the Coasters.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:40:05 AM EDT
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you married to Sheryl Lynne McDonald? ahh never mind,,,,,just passin by |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:51:33 AM EDT
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Lucy in the Skys with Diamonds?
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:53:26 AM EDT
[#11]
Goblin Girl by Frank Zappa
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:07:16 AM EDT
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Puff the Magic Dragon.
Very funny part in meet the parents. "Puff is just the little boy's dragon's name," Greg. |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:11:21 AM EDT
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ZZ Top, 'Pearl Necklace'
Steven |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:14:17 AM EDT
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My Dad turned me on to a blues song from the '50s
I can't think of the name of the band the song was about losing a women her name was Kay the corus of the song went "if you see Kay, Please tel her that I miss her" good stuff! |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:16:50 AM EDT
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Am I Just think or am I missing the double entendre? |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:17:11 AM EDT
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That was actually a crayon drawing that Julian Lennon did as a boy. When asked by John what it was he replyed "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:18:42 AM EDT
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methinks the subject of kalifornia doesnt understand what double entendre means |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:25:22 AM EDT
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The Lords of Acid always had pretty blunt and quite crude song lyrics.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:26:31 AM EDT
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ZZ Top has a couple like that....though I am still suprised they got away with airplay on that one. |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:26:51 AM EDT
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FEAR - Beef Bologna
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:32:17 AM EDT
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Whip it - Devo
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:33:47 AM EDT
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iF yoU see (C) Kay I think this is what he was going for. Maybe?? Steven |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:33:50 AM EDT
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Artist: Bloodhound Gang Song : Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Lyrics : Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:04:01 PM EDT
[#24]
'67 steves understands
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:20:54 PM EDT
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+1 for "I touch myself" (hehe... Christina Amphlett in velvet mindress
 )(BTW - do yourself a favor - DO NOT Google her nowdays... at least not if you want to remember her as the delicious little f*ckbunny of your dreams. She's aged, and nowhere near as lustworthily as Raquel Welch. +1 for "Pearl Necklace" as well. |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:30:16 PM EDT
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I wanna kiss her but... she won't let me
I wanner whisper sweet nothings in herrear I wanna hold her behind closed doors and more I wanna kiss her butt she won't let me. Dr. D lives! |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:34:20 PM EDT
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Lords of Acid - Rough Sex
Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When I think about Love I don't think about a Bright Moon Twinkling Stars Red Wine Silent Whispers Holding Hands Secret Loveletters I think about Pure Sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When i think about Love I don't think about candlelights Red Roses Wedding Bells Moonlight Serenades Warm Summer Nights I think about Pure sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When I think about Love I don't think about a bright Moon Twinkling Stars Red Wine Silent Whispers Holding Hands Secret Loveletters Candlelights Red Roses Wedding Bells Moonlight Serenades Warm Summer Nights A table for Two I think about Pure sex, Deep sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 11:25:58 PM EDT
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Some here are missing it. Two meanings, not just euphemisms.
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