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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:32:35 AM EDT
Was just sitting here and I hear what sounds like when you drop a plastic up but it was along my walls where the noise came from and kind went half way around the room.
Now I am freaking myself out just writing this. I am gonna be the first man ever killed by a ghost,!!!  And I figured I had this beat. 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:35:21 AM EDT
[#1]
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:36:18 AM EDT
[#2]
Im shy, I don't think I could perform with some one watching 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:37:29 AM EDT
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won't know untill you try |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:39:43 AM EDT
[#4]
Maybe he, she, it, has already been watching! 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:42:50 AM EDT
[#5]
Well go the fuck outside.
retard |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:45:26 AM EDT
[#6]
Plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:47:17 AM EDT
[#7]
good think i'm close personal friends w/ Peter Venkman...i'll give him a call.....
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:47:31 AM EDT
[#8]
Hahaha, if only it was that simple, this shit is realy weird. I am gonna setup a few cameras over the weekend and see what I get. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:57:46 AM EDT
[#9]
www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/
Want me to stop by their HQ this weekend and fill them in  ?www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/storiessubmit.html |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:08:17 AM EDT
[#10]
It's all in your head.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:17:44 AM EDT
[#11]
Just don't cross the streams...
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:24:40 AM EDT
[#12]
+ a million. Oly, bro, you got to lay off the good sauce a little bit. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:25:35 AM EDT
[#13]
Ghosts my ass. You've got a case of "shadow people".
I'd get the hell outta there before they peel and eat you. No lie. I've known 23 people who've been peeled and eaten by shadow people this year alone. The only way to rid of them is to run naked down the street with your dick in your hand screaming "Here kitty kitty kitty!". |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:33:04 AM EDT
[#14]
 Get a cross and pray.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:34:27 AM EDT
[#15]
+1 This what I did to get rid of the ones that will not be named! |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:57:23 AM EDT
[#16]
Add another layer to the foil hat.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:59:51 AM EDT
[#17]
If it sounds like it's in the walls, burn the place down....... then you won't have any walls to worry about...
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:05:05 PM EDT
[#18]
Read my sig. It's the only way to be sure.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:05:14 PM EDT
[#19]
The ones that shall not be named killed my hampster when I was 8, emptied my toilet paper roll right before I needed it most, and continually flood my dirt bike when I'm in a hurry to start it. I hate those guys. They are just mean. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:05:38 PM EDT
[#20]
I've had plenty thru out the years.
Just wait till one "enters" you. Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:07:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:08:53 PM EDT
[#22]
I've had plenty thru out the years.
Just wait till one "enters" you. Sgatr15 All the ghosts left Michigan and moved to Cali.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:09:17 PM EDT
[#23]
I have a ghost that's kinda like this guy's.
Funny thing is that when I set the live trap in the back yard and get rid of a coon, or a stray cat, the ghost always seems to go away too.... for a while anyway. Then he comes back. Then I set the trap. Must be a ghost that likes coons and cats! |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:16:52 PM EDT
[#24]
The other night I had a deer jump over my bed.
That had to be the most retarded Night Terror I've ever had. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:16:59 PM EDT
[#25]
You say that utill you realized you have to construct sets, outfits, etc. Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:20:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:21:49 PM EDT
[#27]
maybe you can get a jar or whatever and capture it and then sell it on ebay and make a few bucks.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:22:16 PM EDT
[#28]
Do they kiss you first? And do they use lube? |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:23:10 PM EDT
[#29]
I have wondered that myself SOOOOO many times. Sgat1r5 |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:25:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:26:04 PM EDT
[#31]
 Just as "draw down" has become the immediate ARFcom solution to problems with people, jerking off is now the ARFcom way to exorcise a house. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:27:49 PM EDT
[#32]
 i cant believe little Gabby just said "jerking off" OMG!! 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:30:05 PM EDT
[#33]
If that's the case then damn near all the ARFCOM households should be ghost free! |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:31:29 PM EDT
[#34]
I was just thinking that
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Posted: 8/13/2005 6:25:17 AM EDT
[#35]
Just pretend the ghost is named ".jpg" You should have no trouble then. 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:07:34 AM EDT
[#36]
Hahaha, leave my gf out of this 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:21:55 AM EDT
[#37]
your dogs still don't freak out?
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:23:54 AM EDT
[#38]
Fixed it for you....... 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:25:24 AM EDT
[#39]
Maybe the ghost brought his friends over to see the worlds smallest dick.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:27:57 AM EDT
[#40]
Echos... |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:29:09 AM EDT
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Not that you'd know from personal experience, right? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:24:52 AM EDT
[#42]
Maybe you need to cut the top of the ghost's jeep off.....
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:33:14 AM EDT
[#43]
I wouldn't know....amusement park rides have been keeping me too occupied lately to do anything else.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:37:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:42:52 AM EDT
[#45]
Chips, ARFCOM rules says if it is posted, it is fair game. Feel free to use as your sig line. You may need to upgrade to "Team Member" status first however.  |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:42:59 AM EDT
[#46]
Don't be a wuss.
Get an Ouija Board. It will answer all your questions. Right sarge?
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:47:33 AM EDT
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get yourself a video camera, point it at a static channel on tv, record, listen, and post results.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:50:15 AM EDT
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 edit: i guess i have to scrounge up some cash to have a sig line here 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 12:08:09 PM EDT
[#49]
Olyarms, I can help:
I'm a lean mean cleaning machine...I'll whip my hair into a bun, don sensible shoes, a moo moo and some funky glasses, come in with a bottle of "Ghost be Gone" and declare your house clean before you can even THINK about the Stay pufft Marshmallow man! <shrug> Did I make ya snicker at least???? Personally I say the best way to rid your house of ghosts is to do what I did: Build a brandie-new house that YOU can haunt after you die |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 12:14:39 PM EDT
[#50]
tag
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