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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:36:10 AM EDT
Pointing and laughing.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:38:09 AM EDT
[#1]
Strange. She never does that with me.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:38:25 AM EDT
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She never did that with me.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:38:56 AM EDT
[#3]
Damn. Beat me to it. 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:39:17 AM EDT
[#4]
Be like Bob, enzyte the natural male enhancement. 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:39:39 AM EDT
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It was funnier when I said it 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:40:08 AM EDT
[#6]
Quit giving it to her, make her point and beg
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:41:04 AM EDT
[#7]
You don't have a magnifying glass yet?
Works for me...at least it gets me passed that point of embarrassment. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:41:34 AM EDT
[#8]
Give it to her in the shitter.
It will seem plenty big enough then
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:42:19 AM EDT
[#9]
and that's at your wallet right?
Sgat1r5 |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:42:31 AM EDT
[#10]
Bang her sister. See if she does it too. If so, it may be hereditary and she therefore can't help it.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:43:09 AM EDT
[#11]
That is dangerous she might just outsource. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:46:30 AM EDT
[#12]
what are three words you never want to hear when you are making love???
honey, i'm home |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:59:23 AM EDT
[#13]
 (I just had to add this.) |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 6:12:04 AM EDT
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NOOOO.............what do you think the picture will be of? Plus - sounds like he would need to find a telescopic lens |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 6:31:32 AM EDT
[#15]
Show her how big your foot is.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 6:34:13 AM EDT
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You know it's a lot harder to come up with a witty response when you do the heavy lifting for us. 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 7:45:04 AM EDT
[#17]
does she say "looks like a penis only smaller"? |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 7:46:15 AM EDT
[#18]
Farting and snoring??? |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 7:46:38 AM EDT
[#19]
Point it in her ass and laugh... oh and for good measure get a handful of hair and call her by her bet friend's name...
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Posted: 8/12/2005 7:47:12 AM EDT
[#20]
Sounds like she has seen a big dick once or twice before
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Posted: 8/12/2005 7:47:47 AM EDT
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You can train them out of that behavior by swatting her with a rolled up newspaper, and saying "NO!" in a loud voice.
It may take a few tries, but with persistence she'll come around. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 7:48:03 AM EDT
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Let her watch while you bang her mom. Get her to scream a few times
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Posted: 8/12/2005 7:50:20 AM EDT
[#23]
At least it wasn't "Awwwww! That's cute! Does it come in a man size?"
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Posted: 8/12/2005 7:50:46 AM EDT
[#24]
I don't believe it....
Hang on a minute and I'll ask her if its true. |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:04:26 AM EDT
[#25]
I think my girlfriend likes it in the ear.
Every time I try to put it in her mouth she turns her head sideways. 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:06:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:23:29 AM EDT
[#27]
 If only they came with remotes 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:30:21 AM EDT
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(four words) 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:32:06 AM EDT
[#29]
 wouldnt that be nice?
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:40:27 AM EDT
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Remotes specifically with a few key buttons:
"Mute" "Open Sesame" "Sammich" "Laundry" "Clean" "Yardwork" and my personal favorite.... "Hail to the King Baby" 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:40:36 AM EDT
[#31]
Then he'll be stepping large and laughing easy!
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:44:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:45:59 AM EDT
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Next time you go to bed, strap a 2x4 across your back and bring a 50' spool of rope, tell her, "I was afraid of falling in"
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:32:43 AM EDT
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Who cares....It's not there for her pleasure anyway.
"Hey honey...It's all about me bustin a nut and seein what's on cable" Signed Kurt "The romantic" Austin |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:41:55 AM EDT
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[Revenge of the Nerds]
Gilbert: "I met a girl" Louis: "GILBERT!!...thats great, whats her name" Gilbert: "Judy" Louis: "Judy is a nice name" Gilbert: "shes a nice girl" Booger: "Big deal...did you get in her pants" Gilbert: "shes not that kinda girl Booger" Booger: "why, does she have a penis?" [/Revenge of the Nerds]
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:48:24 AM EDT
[#36]
great quote!
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:50:23 AM EDT
[#37]
When she points and laughs and asks who you are going to satisfy with that, point and yourself and say ME!
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:02:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:05:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2005 11:14:16 AM EDT
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the following phrase seems to fit.......
"if i had one more inch i'd be a king, if i had one less, i'd be a queen" |
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