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Posted: 8/11/2005 10:19:06 AM EDT
THE IMMORTALS ARE AMOUNG US!!!!
www.jhershierra.com/ "People have been resurrecting since before the days of Lazarus when Jesus raised him from the dead. These Immortals move among us, some have estates, businesses and bank accounts. They also have their own retreats hidden away from humanity. Immortals have perfect bodies, which can disappear and reappear and teleport anywhere on the planet. They can communicate telepathically with others, walk on water and through fire, nothing is impossible for them. Immortals can speak any language and can look old or young depending upon their purpose. They have been written and talked about throughout history. Jesus took this resurrection event one step further and completely transcended life on earth when he made his ascension. He demonstrated what was possible for every Human Being. " |
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Yeah, but all we have to do is cut off their heads with a sword, and game over...or can only the Highlander do it?
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WITH A LASER WEINER!!! |
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Holy monkey!
Talk about false doctrine! That's what happens when silly people take little tiny bits of the Bible out of context and apply it to some stupid idea they already had. The Bible makes NO claim that there are immortals living among us in human flesh, nor would it tolerate such an idea as having anything to do with Christianity. The person who wrote that book is just an utterly silly person who is in contact with a whole bunch of crazy, not with any "immortals". Blargh!!! "Before that time he had never revealed his true identity. At the time, I was still a Southern Baptist, but had started visiting a new church called Unity.Unity had a bookstore, and I had been browsing one Sunday when from the top shelf, a book literally fell on my head. I was new to metaphysics, reincarnation, and anything spiritual, as far as books were concerned. Yes, I had gained knowledge from traveling in the spirit worlds, but I had assumed no one knew anything about this information but me, which was pretty naive of me at the time. The beings I talked with never told me to go read this or that book, so I did not realize others knew some of the things I knew. I decided God must want me to read this book, so I climbed up the ladder and got the second volume as well. These two books, Unveiled Mysteries and The Magic Presence, confirmed some of what I had been experiencing. They also provided new information that I was thrilled to know was readily available in the physical world." Yeah. GOD told her to read that book... This woman is either completely insane or is trafficking with demons. For her sake, I hope she is just crazy. |
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if these immortals are actually resurected, would that classify them as some form of "super" zombie?
mike |
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sure |
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Ya think? |
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it does to! i read it on her website |
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There have been documented cases in recent years of people being brought back from the dead, especially in third-world countries, after long bouts of fervent intercessory prayer from concerned church members, grieved family members, etcetera..
This usually happens in areas where Christianity is growing rapidly. Praise the Lord! |
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That's it?...sure?? WTF is sure? SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR SON! HOW WOULD YOU HIT IT? |
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Indeed. Get the flame throwers. I will bring the marshmallows. |
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LIKE A RETARD ON A DRUM SET SIR! |
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That's not what she is alleging. She is alleging that people are being resurrected to life and are living among us, and performing at times miraculous works. I think not. |
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Are you TRYING to give me a stroke??? The closest Biblical thing I can think of is that the Bible does say Angels sometimes appear in the form of human flesh. But the Bible doesn't say that they live among us and have houses and bank accounts... |
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Ok. Despite being totally wrong and inappropriate, that is funny. |
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Oh. Kinda like 'highlander', huh? So....does this thread get moved to 'religion' or 'movies'? |
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Sort of, only the people in her sick little fantasy aren't bound by time and space.
It is an NJOTD thread. Nut Job Of The Day |
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This is from "Bill" a member on their message board:
Subject: Re: Hey ! Folks, I realize I haven't said much, but have been rather limited in my time available. I thought I might mention my experience with violet flame and blue flame decrees has been quite favorable. They have been very uplifting and seem to purify my energies, turn me in a positive direction. The blue flame decrees help a lot for defending against dark forces. If I have anticipatory anxiety before a presentation or something I often repeat the "Lord Michael before, Lord Michael behind..." one over and over. Soon I feel more peaceful. Likewise if I have trouble sleeping I'll repeat it. It even helps me when I'm going to the bathroom (#2), helps things go along a lot faster! I suppose I could be critisized for being disrespectful, mentioning it in this regard, but the truth is we need help with the mundane matters in life! (Moderator: If you'd like to post this message in another column that would be fine.) Bill _________________ WTF??? |
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Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
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any links? |
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That's it?...sure?? WTF is sure? SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR SON! HOW WOULD YOU HIT IT? LIKE A RETARD ON A DRUM SET SIR! /\ /\ /\ couple of office buddys just walked by and stared at me after I read this...I'm laughing like a dumbass. Thanks needed that. |
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+10 points for creativity |
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I WOULD HIT THAT LIKE A RENTED MULE SIR! |
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