Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican

  Here is a little test that will help you decide.

  Question: How do you tell the difference between
  Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

  The answer can be found by posing the following
  question:

  You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
  and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
  with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
  with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
  the knife, and charges at you. You are
  carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot.
  You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
  family.

  What do you do?

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  Democrat's Answer:

  Well, that's not enough information to answer the
  question!

  Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

  H ave I ever done anything to him that would inspire
  him to attack?

  Could we run away?

  What does my wife think?

  What about the kids?

  Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
  the knife out of his hand?

  What does the law say about this situation?

  Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

  Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
  of message does this! send to society and to my
  children?

  Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

  Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
  content just to wound me?

  If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
  family get away while he was stabbing me?

  Should I call 9-1-1?

  Why is this street so deserted?

  We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
  and make this happier, healthier street that would
  discourage such behavior.

  This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
  some friends for few days and try to come to a
  consensus.

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  Republican's Answer:

  BANG!

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  Southern Republican's Answer:

  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
  BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
  BANG! click

  Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
  Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

My answer:  drop the glock and dump him with the 1911

I aint the gangsta type, glocks is for da homies.

And winchester silvertips are hollowpoints.



and really really really old dupe.

Quoted: My answer:  drop the glock and dump him with the 1911 I aint the gangsta type, glocks is for da homies.

That is what I thought when I got this, I just cut and paste it.

I think the Democrat should also ask if he is professional enough to carry the Glock

This is been duped over and over.

Quoted: This is been duped over and over.

1st time I have seen it

Linky?

apparently even living up north here, I'm a Southern Republican! YEE HAW!!!!

Quoted: This is been duped over and over.

Yeah, it was a dupe when I posted it three weeks ago.