Wrong, but very funny.


Old Man Hey there, young fella. Bringing me good news today?
Chris Griffin What?
Old Man Come on over here, son.
Old Man Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber.
Old Man That's a nice muscly throwing arm you got there.
Chris Griffin Thanks.
Old Man Got a nice tip for you right here in my pocket.
Old Man But my arthritis...
Old Man Why don't you reach in there and fish it out for yourself?
Chris Griffin That's okay, mister.
Chris Griffin I don't collect until the end of the month. I'll see you tomorrow.
Chris Griffin Weird.

Old Man Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris Griffin It's this girl. I can't talk to her.
Chris Griffin It's like girls are a different species or something.
Old Man Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris Griffin Well, sure.
Old Man Then you need to come on down to the cellar.
Old Man I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris Griffin No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Old Man Don't make me beg, now.
Chris Griffin You're funny. Bye.
Old Man Get your fat ass back here.

"Guess whooooooo... sorry to leave you so many messages... justlonely here thinking 'bout the mussley arm paper boy...wishing he'dcome by and bring me some good news... oh you're starting to piss meoff you little piggly son of a bitch... caaaaaall me!"

Last night's episode was the best....

Where Stewie and Brian get their hands glued together and the little girl is in the well and Stewie does the "Silence of the Lambs" impression....

"It rubs the lotion on its skin......or else it gets the hose again!"



I was fuckin dying laughing, so was my friend.  It was utterly and completely the best episode I've ever seen.

Funny as shit...extremely disturbing too

Remember the nudist episode and that naked kid?

"It must be my birthday"

That high-pitched voice is hillarious.

 

I LOVED that episode!! By far one of the better ones!

I also loved that one where the Griffens go on Welfare, and the Social Services dude asked him

SS: "Do you have any physical or mental problems?"

PG: "Well, I didn't have my first fart until I was 23..."

(Flashes to the '70s)

*PFFT*

PG: "What the hell was that?!"

Then he gets a montly check of $250,000... God, If only I made that much a month...

what time is it on each night?  11?     i went to watch it last night at 11:30 but it was futurama...