A young fella from Alabama was stopped by  a game warden in LA (lower
Alabama) recently with two ice chests of fish,  leaving a small lake well known for
its fishing. The game warden asked the man,  "Do you have a license to catch
those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I  ain't got no license...don't really need one, nope.

These here are  my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep...pert' near every  night I take em' down to the lake and let em' swim
'round for a while. Then I  whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice
chest and I take 'em  home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do  that!"

The young fella looked at the game warden for a moment then  said, "It's the
truth my friend. I'll show you. It really  works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The young fella  poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said,  "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the fella.

"When are you  going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The  FISH."

"What fish?"

We in Alabama may not be as smart  as some, but we aren't as dumb as most.

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We in Alabama may not be as smart as some, but we aren't as dumb as most.

And Moe was smarter than Curly, too. Where does that leave you?

Quoted: We in Alabama may not be as smart as some, but we aren't as dumb as most. And Moe was smarter than Curly, too. Where does that leave you?

In a free state obviously where morals and good will abound. Now where does that leave you?

Quoted: Quoted: We in Alabama may not be as smart as some, but we aren't as dumb as most. And Moe was smarter than Curly, too. Where does that leave you? In a free state obviously where morals and good will abound. Now where does that leave you?

Watching the Three Stooges from a safe distance.

Quoted: Watching the Three Stooges from a safe distance.

Yeah.  So are we:

Stooge #1:


Stooge #2:


Stooge #3: