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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:16:17 PM EDT
[#1]
pansy
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:17:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:22:04 PM EDT
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I know how you must feel... I'm the same way with mimes.
Everytime I see one I break out in a cold sweat, collapse in the fetal position and whimper like a whipped dog. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:22:34 PM EDT
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We all float down here. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:31:36 PM EDT
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Can't stand mimes either same as a clown. I don't want to be touched in my private area and don't feel like getting killed so for now i will stay away for clowns.  
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:32:25 PM EDT
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I just hate their guts.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:34:04 PM EDT
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I ain't afraid of clowns...but that avatar...for Treetop I think it is, a dealer, really sticks in my mind
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:36:45 PM EDT
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Got a gun?
No wait, got balls? |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:36:48 PM EDT
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Clowns, oompa loompas, flying monkeys.....Damn I hate "kids" movies.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:41:03 PM EDT
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You know how mimes are always doing that "trapped in a box" routine? (like it's so clever and original?). I'd like to constructe a big 6'x6' airtight plexiglass cube and seal a mime up in it. Let's see how clever and original he is as he's gasping for air like a beached carp. The only suck part would be that with all the face paint on, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the sight of his face turning blue due to oxygen deprivation. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:41:13 PM EDT
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I am not scared of clowns,I just despise them.
Mimes are a completely differant story,they are pointless members of society.Always getting caught in that stupid imaginary box,also tugging on that imaginary rope while being caught in a non-existent windstorm..They drive me crazy and I throw quarters at them when they are begging for cash.What is more pathetic than a stupid fucking mime pretending to cry while holding his stupid white gloved hand out ? NOTHING ! I wonder if you hit a mime with a baseball bat,would he make a noise then??? Edit:
This would rule and probably put a stop to all the mime schools.Nobody would want to be a mime if there was a threat of being put in a REAL box with no air and no way out. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:41:18 PM EDT
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The only thing that scares me are spiders and being caught outdoors during lightning.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:41:58 PM EDT
[#13]
ass clowns.....just assclowns.....
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:44:20 PM EDT
[#14]
+1 A clown's just some loser in makeup. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:44:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:48:19 PM EDT
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Also little girls whispering in the dark in a white dress. Would die if i ever seen that.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:48:50 PM EDT
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 ... but what kind of loser? |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:49:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:49:52 PM EDT
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i have a friend that is deathly afraid of balloons. it is really funny to see her reaction.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:50:03 PM EDT
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How about Wayne Gacy, who BTW was where the idea for "IT" came from?
I never liked clowns, even as a kid and I was born in '57. Not afraid, just dislike them ALOT. Something about them has always turned me off. After Gacy, I wondered it was some kind of race memory-deja vu. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:51:49 PM EDT
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If you all keep posting pics of clowns i might have to stop reading this just so i don't see anymore pics.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:53:34 PM EDT
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Marsupials scare me ........
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:54:03 PM EDT
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I know there are mime schools out there... I have satellite photographs and GPS coordinates. That's one reason I'm not a bomber or attack helicopter pilot. I just know I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to break-off from the training mission or flight plan and carpet bomb or execute a strafing run on the bastards. And knowing that there wouldn't be a jury in the world that would convict me would make it even more tempting. Then again... with my luck it would be a jury of mimes (I'd like to see how they conduct those deliberations) 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:55:20 PM EDT
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Just cover your eyes at the scary parts. 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:56:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:58:21 PM EDT
[#26]
Clowns suck. I'd give a paycheck just to kick a mime in the face.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 5:00:01 PM EDT
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I bet the majority of the mime schools are located in France,with the head fagmaster Marcel Marso.If there is a mime school at a community college here in the states,I think I might be able to take care of it. I am looking forward to this thread dying out,I haven't thought about mimes for a while.This is bringing back memories of rage. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 5:08:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 5:22:23 PM EDT
[#29]
Nope, just afraid of carnies.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 5:29:15 PM EDT
[#30]
I can tell by your avatar. 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 5:39:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 5:43:02 PM EDT
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Let's see how clever and original he is as he's gasping for air like a beached carp. 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 6:04:28 PM EDT
[#33]
So where is fort-boy?
CW |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 6:10:10 PM EDT
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Pantywaist
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Posted: 8/5/2005 6:27:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 7:27:30 PM EDT
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You are the only one....
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Posted: 8/5/2005 7:55:01 PM EDT
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clowns are some of the scarriest things out there.
Clowns are the reason I stay away from the places that clowns gather and such. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 7:58:15 PM EDT
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Clowns freak me out.
Thanks, Stephen King. 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 7:58:27 PM EDT
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Go see "Devil's Rejects" and you won't like clowns.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:00:23 PM EDT
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Not really. Sharks.....no thanks.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:03:41 PM EDT
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Like, uh, circuses? WTH else do clowns congregate? CW |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:58:49 PM EDT
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Clowns make me uneasy whenever I see them. I'm not really scared of them per se, as I'm pretty sure I could kick the average clown's ass, but they do freak me out. I can't stand seeing them in public even at a distance. My friends find this very amusing.
I read that it is an actual classified phobia called coulophobia. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:40:52 PM EDT
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my favorite movie is "SHAKES THE CLOWN" it had BOBCAT GOLTHWAT {SP}
two drunk ass loser clowns that beat up mimes good shit Maynerd! by the way I sell bikes for a living, check out www.rollobikes.com 50% of the people won't buy one just due to the horn |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:50:30 PM EDT
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You know, like clown bars... |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:59:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:03:46 PM EDT
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Oh. OK.  CW |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:08:17 PM EDT
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I'm hold the uptmost contempt for those grotesque things.
Fuck 'em all! But, You know what really freaked me out as a kid? DOLLS. Those evil porcelin things that always come alive in movies and do terrible things. Nowadays I look forward to erie confrontations with no less than a brigade of these abominations. After seeing what a 40 gr. VMAX does to Groundhogs, I am confident 1 round would send each and every one of them individually back to the hell from whence they came-that is of course after an incredible acrobatic display of 6 foot 540 flips complete with an explosion of appendages.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:12:11 PM EDT
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[BartSimpson] "...can't sleep, clown will eat me. can't sleep, clown will eat me....."[/BS]
And remember; - stabbings aren't funny - beatings aren't funny - clowns aren't funny But, stabbing and beating a clown is fucking hilarious!
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Posted: 8/6/2005 4:28:27 AM EDT
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I didn't like clowns before seeing "It".  Rodeo clowns are OK.....to a degree. Circus clowns & birthday clowns?  I think the main reason they unsettle me is that rodeo clowns actually have a job (distract the bull & keep the rider from getting stomped/gored) vs birthday/circus clowns I've been know to do a 180° turn & walk away at high speed when I spot a clown "entertaining" folks in a park/state fair/RenFest/street performance. I'm not part of your act you greasepainted freak, FOAD!!! Mascots (those goofy big headed costumes) wig me out also. A buddy of mine gives me no end of grief about this. We were at some shopping center & I refused to follow him into the store because there was some guy in a cow mascot suit entertaining folks as some kind of promotion at a nearby frozen custard place. If the custard place was further away it'd been one thing, as it was I'd have to walk right by the freak as he was fvcking with passers-by. No way, no how!! <eta> Sad sack hobo/tramp clowns (Emmett Kelly's "Weary Willie", etc) don't really bother me much at all. It's the over the top comedy (grotesque) whiteface & the "Auguste" clowns that really freak me out. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 6:56:10 AM EDT
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John Wayne Gacy would of loved you
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