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Posted: 8/4/2005 3:44:23 PM EDT

Wife was sleeping in my office on the couch. I quietly turned on the computer and down loaded reville. Turned the speakers up and hit play, then ran like hell.

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:45:20 PM EDT

[#1]

So...do you have a freshly destroyed computer now?

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:45:44 PM EDT

[#2]

Expect a case of severe blue-balling within the next week.

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:46:11 PM EDT

[#3]

No sammich for you

Or anything else for awhile...

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:46:20 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
So...do you have a freshly destroyed computer now?

No, but I bet I'm eating at McDonalds tonight.

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:47:15 PM EDT

[#5]

I see we're cut from the same cloth.

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:48:18 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:48:34 PM EDT

[#7]

What is reville?

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:49:15 PM EDT

[#8]

we fuck with my roommate by blowing smoke into a smoke dectector above his head while he is sleeping. that shit is funny.

BTW. we are not just assholes trying to wake him up. this kid sleeps on the couch in our pool table room all day, every day.

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:50:37 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
What is reville?

Something you will never forget. Taps either for that matter.

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:52:19 PM EDT

[#10]

you may be an ass but that is funny!

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:53:15 PM EDT

[#11]

Where'd ya download it from?

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:54:03 PM EDT

[#12]

Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:54:10 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Where'd ya download it from?

limewire

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:54:47 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?

She and I have this understanding

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:56:04 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
What is reville?

Never in Boy Scouts or the military I take it.

It is a rousing trumpeted fast paced call to wake up. Taps at night, Reville at dawn.

Jim

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:57:41 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?

She and I have this understanding

usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/promise.jpg

LOL!!
Sorta like "when we first broke up I missed you... this time I won't" (charging AR)

Posted: 8/4/2005 3:57:50 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Where'd ya download it from?

limewire

gotcha

Nice move, I like your style.

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:14:36 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
What is reville?

THIS IS

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:19:30 PM EDT

[#19]

are you an aggie?

just wondering...

RAB

Red Ass Bastard

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:19:36 PM EDT

[#20]

You are just begging for an ass whooping.

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:26:04 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
What is reville?

THIS IS

Memories......................

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:26:20 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
What is reville?

You're from Texas?

It's not only the bugle call they play in the morning in the military but it's also a dog at Texas A&M.

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:31:55 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
you may be an ass but that is funny!

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:33:18 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
What is reville?

You're from Texas?

It's not only the bugle call they play in the morning in the military but it's also a dog at Texas A&M.

I was never in boy scouts or the milirtary. Also, I prefer UT. Hook 'em horns!

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:36:06 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Wife was sleeping in my office on the couch. I quietly turned on the computer and down loaded reville. Turned the speakers up and hit play, then ran like hell.

So.....where are you planning to sleep tonight??

And if you do sleep....payback can be a bitch! (No play on words intended)

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:43:13 PM EDT

[#26]

bands.army.mil/music/bugle/default.asp

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:45:11 PM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 8/4/2005 4:51:42 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?

She and I have this understanding

usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/promise.jpg

Just remember that can work both ways there daddy'o.....there are worse things to wake up to then reville.

The slide on that shotgun going into battery for example

Posted: 8/4/2005 5:26:43 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?

She and I have this understanding

usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/promise.jpg

Just remember that can work both ways there daddy'o.....there are worse things to wake up to then reville.

The slide on that shotgun going into battery for example

We play pranks on each other often. She usually wins.

Posted: 8/4/2005 5:39:41 PM EDT

[#30]

AaaaaaaHuh...

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone
I hope I'll find it on the lawn

I hope the dog that's running free
Don't see that little part of me
And many cautions I must take
To keep that part I love to shake

Much attention must I pay
To see the knives are put away
The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too
There's just no telling what she'll do

So I cross my fingers, close my eyes,
And cross my legs to avoid surprise!!!

Posted: 8/4/2005 5:49:31 PM EDT

[#31]

that was funny

I gotta try that one myself

(probably get my ass beat in the process)

Posted: 8/4/2005 5:50:49 PM EDT

[#32]

Well, it looks like somebody's going to be doing the "five-knuckle shuffle" for awhile...

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