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Posted: 8/2/2005 6:43:08 PM EDT
Repeat after me: I have only a 10/22 and a .38. AR15? Whats that? Why do you need one of those?

Repeat after me: Dogs are good for target practice and shady all-you-can-eat chinese buffets, not family pets. Pick something safer, like a hamster. Pitbulls All dogs are a No-no and should be shot on sight.

Better not have any plans for your precious poopsy after tonight !

Repeat after me: Dogs are FOOD NOT friends. (Or pets, or working animals, only shishkabobs)

Ben
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:00:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Put the bottle down and back away slowly.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:02:28 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Repeat after me: I have only a 10/22 and a .38. AR15? Whats that? Why do you need one of those?

Repeat after me: Dogs are good for target practice and shady all-you-can-eat chinese buffets, not family pets. Pick something safer, like a hamster. Pitbulls All dogs are a No-no and should be shot on sight.

Better not have any plans for your precious poopsy after tonight !

Repeat after me: Dogs are FOOD NOT friends. (Or pets, or working animals, only shishkabobs)

Ben


Having trouble openly admitting that all you've been doing with them is making coffee and filing old paperwork?
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:04:07 PM EDT
[#3]
There sure are a lot of 'tards on the internet.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:06:34 PM EDT
[#4]
If you had any friends before, you won't after this.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:08:08 PM EDT
[#5]
It's ok...I know the secret JBT handshake.....


Sheep
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:08:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Get off of my internut, you FART KNOCKER!
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:08:52 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
If you had any friends before, you won't after this.



Yep.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:30:26 PM EDT
[#8]
Dude, at first I thought you had a sense of humor.  Now I just think you're being a dick.

Mike
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:31:37 PM EDT
[#9]
Get out of the managers office, the fries are burning numb nuts.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:32:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Idiot
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:34:14 PM EDT
[#11]
I swear you people can't take a joke.....

Ben


Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:37:11 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I swear you people can't take a joke.....

Ben





I can

Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:37:29 PM EDT
[#13]
What the hell man?
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:38:09 PM EDT
[#14]
More like "faded sense of reality."
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:38:56 PM EDT
[#15]
Are you related to Taxman somehow???

I see some similarities.


Sorry Taxman, no offense intended to you.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:39:37 PM EDT
[#16]
Gentlemen, I give you....

The Wanking gorilla.

Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:40:26 PM EDT
[#17]
lol

He's pretty close to my line, which means way over most peoples.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:41:36 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Gentlemen, I give you....

The Wanking gorilla.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/RealUgly/gorillaWank-sml.gif



Ummm....uhhh.....

Draw down.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:42:25 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Are you related to Taxman somehow???

I see some similarities.


Sorry Taxman, no offense intended to you.



Not that I know of. If I was I'd be looking through his trash.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:43:35 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I swear you people can't take a joke.....

Ben





I can




Atleast there's one LOL in this thread.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:46:45 PM EDT
[#21]
What, no burning down the house jokes?
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:53:45 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
What, no burning down the house jokes?



Only if they're filled with schnauzers. Ugh, I hate shnauzers.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 7:59:27 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What, no burning down the house jokes?



Only if they're filled with schnauzers. Ugh, I hate shnauzers.

Ben



Link Posted: 8/2/2005 8:29:09 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Repeat after me: I have only a 10/22 and a .38. AR15? Whats that? Why do you need one of those?

Repeat after me: Dogs are good for target practice and shady all-you-can-eat chinese KOREAN buffets, not family pets. Pick something safer, like a hamster. Pitbulls All dogs are a No-no and should be shot on sight.

Better not have any plans for your precious poopsy after tonight !

Repeat after me: Dogs are FOOD NOT friends. (Or pets, or working animals, only shishkabobs)

Ben



Jeez, when will y'all get it RIGHT?
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 8:36:08 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Repeat after me: I have only a 10/22 and a .38. AR15? Whats that? Why do you need one of those?

Repeat after me: Dogs are good for target practice and shady all-you-can-eat chinese KOREAN buffets, not family pets. Pick something safer, like a hamster. Pitbulls All dogs are a No-no and should be shot on sight.

Better not have any plans for your precious poopsy after tonight !

Repeat after me: Dogs are FOOD NOT friends. (Or pets, or working animals, only shishkabobs)

Ben



Jeez, when will y'all get it RIGHT?



M'bad. The chinese eat everything else, the Koreans are much more picky and only eat dogs...

ben
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 8:37:17 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Ummm....uhhh.....

Draw down.




Link Posted: 8/2/2005 8:39:05 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What, no burning down the house jokes?



Only if they're filled with schnauzers. Ugh, I hate shnauzers.

Ben



You need to find a copy of "101 Uses For a Dead Cat".
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 8:49:15 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
What, no burning down the house jokes?



Only if they're filled with schnauzers. Ugh, I hate shnauzers.

Ben



You need to find a copy of "101 Uses For a Dead Cat".



The best of which is known as Shnauzer bait.

ben
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