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Posted: 8/2/2005 11:54:17 AM EDT

It may not accurately reflect the flow chart, but it said

Yes, the Marine Corps is a department of the Navy. It's the Men's Department.

Posted: 8/2/2005 11:57:11 AM EDT

[#1]

True.

Posted: 8/2/2005 11:57:20 AM EDT

[#2]

I told my dad that one when I was a young PFC in the Marines. He was a CDR in the Navy. He didn't get the humor out of it quite like I did. I still like that one.

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:07:03 PM EDT

[#3]

Use it all the time....

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:07:49 PM EDT

[#4]

Old as the hills, but always a classic.

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:10:25 PM EDT

[#5]

That bumper sticker is just pointing out undisputable facts

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:10:48 PM EDT

[#6]

Destroyed in 30 minutes or less, or the next invasion's FREE!

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:12:07 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:14:05 PM EDT

[#8]

I've never known a Marine who was a pansy, but there are some pansy Navy guys out there.

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:27:59 PM EDT

[#9]

My dad stomped a Marines a$$ one time .......he wasnt that tough.

he tried to judo kick my dad in the balls caught him in the leg the Marine then

felt the sting of my paws fist on his jaw,as quickly as that guy hit the ground

my paw was stradling him blow after blow insued untill my brothers drug him off.

never forget the sight of that dudes head bouncing off the pavement as mt dad

beat down that guy.

my dad was a preacher too.however his days before he got saved he had plenty of fights.

just a funny .....to me.... story

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:30:17 PM EDT

[#10]

wow dude your dad is sooooooo cool.

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:31:37 PM EDT

[#11]

i knew that would piss a few off but it was sooooooo cool.

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:34:29 PM EDT

[#12]

my favorite Marine joke:

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:34:39 PM EDT

[#13]

I saw one that said "Dying a natural death is for Pussies: USMC".

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:36:18 PM EDT

[#14]

2nd favorite marine joke

A Marine and an Airman are walking down a country rode when the Airman spots a goat standing by the side of the road with its horns caught between the rails of the fence. The Airman looks at the Marine and says, "Man, I've always wanted to give that a try." He looks around, sees there's nobody nearby, then drops his pants and proceeds to sodomize the hapless goat. When he's done, he pulls his pants up, grins at the Marine, and says "Okay, your turn." --So the Marine sticks his head through the fence.

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:40:57 PM EDT

[#15]

2nd favorite marine joke

A Marine and an Airman are walking down a country rode when the Airman spots a goat standing by the side of the road with its horns caught between the rails of the fence. The Airman looks at the Marine and says, "Man, I've always wanted to give that a try." He looks around, sees there's nobody nearby, then drops his pants and proceeds to sodomize the hapless goat. When he's done, he pulls his pants up, grins at the Marine, and says "Okay, your turn." --So the Marine sticks his head through the fence.

thats pretty funny.

Posted: 8/2/2005 12:42:49 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
2nd favorite marine joke

A Marine and an Airman are walking down a country rode when the Airman spots a goat standing by the side of the road with its horns caught between the rails of the fence. The Airman looks at the Marine and says, "Man, I've always wanted to give that a try." He looks around, sees there's nobody nearby, then drops his pants and proceeds to sodomize the hapless goat. When he's done, he pulls his pants up, grins at the Marine, and says "Okay, your turn." --So the Marine sticks his head through the fence.

LMMFAO

A Ranger and a Marine are in a public restroom, taking a leak. The Ranger finishes his business, zips up, and proceeds to leave.

As he does, the Marine says, " In the Marine Corps, they teach us to wash our hands after takin a piss."

"Oh yeah?" says the Ranger, "In Ranger school, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"