We started in the morning Carried well into the night Hauling dirty dishes with all our might Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed
Police pulled into my trailer park Domestic violence call by somebody after dark Late night with her boss said she's trying to make a sale I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed
I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair Watching Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kaufman's hair Had a suspicion So I opened up her mail I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed
She used to bring me beer and love all over me Right before I went on disability My wiggler ain't so straight I got whiskey neck She's done prettyin' up, boys 'cus Her ankles got so thin
Well, the moral of this story is sad but true I love to drink and she loves to screw Hobos got a better life Riding on the rail I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed
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- Banjo & Sullivan
Since there's some interest in "Devil's Reject", I thought I throw this in. RIP, guys.