OK..in college, at a bar, one of my buddies got blank faced drunk..he started hitting on a fairly hefty chick, we intervened to keep him from doing something stupid, he refused, he had her take him back to our apartment. We got there about 10 minutes later...she was in the kitchen trying to get some beer, he passed out on the couch. We sent her home.
We got to K-mart and buy the largest set of panties they had...huge! Big bra! Huge! We then go back and lug his sorry arse to his bed. We put the panties with gobs of frog blood (it was the only thing we could kill that time of night and get blood), we put the blood all over the panties and sheets on his cheeks and hands. We had vaseline and hair from our neighbors "girls" put all over the bed and panties. It looked like a royal, bloody sex romp. We had one of the girls next door write a note thanking him for making love "cunnilingus, licking her bloody twat etc" on his bathroom mirror...plus we took a Polaroid pick of large black woman at the landramat. I kid you not.
We had 3 to 4 hours to do all this...it just escellated from one thing to another.
Next morning he comes out...freaked, insane and almost in tears. Says he does'nt remember who this big black woman was. He has already cleaned his face off and told us her crap was in the room...what crap? He said, he did schitt he never even remembered. He thought she was an over weight hooker!
We go into the room and see the godawful mess we created..we did'nt laugh, we told him he was an idiot for buying a hooker and bringing her there. We then laughed at him the next day, and pestered him about "Big Bertha" the whale sized hooker.
It did'nt stop there... we had a black girl call the apt. and leave message. amn, that was funny.
We then carried this one for about week..we were going to tell him, when one of our buddies decided on the nuke option. Thi is all coming after he swore off drinking forever, he even got back with his old girlfriend. Anyway, one of my buds sent him a hand written letter proclaiming the hooker was pregnant...yep, this pretty much made Wayne crap his draws, he even called his dad, crying.
We "the sane friends" told him right after he called his dad that it was all a joke. He left that night, did'nt come back for 2 days, vowing revenge. But he finally laughed about week later and we are still friends to this day. (20 years later).