Which King of the Hill character are you?

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Posted: 7/31/2005 3:58:21 PM EDT

They all have their pros and cons.

Hank: The honest but majorly uptight man's man

Bill: The loser with a heart of gold

Dale: Just because he's paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get him

Boomhauer: The sly ladies man who's above it all

ETA where the heck did the add a poll feature go? never mind I found it

Posted: 7/31/2005 3:59:29 PM EDT

[#1]

I'd be Cotton Hill.

Posted: 7/31/2005 4:02:09 PM EDT

[#2]

None of the above.

I am a bit more complicated than any character that can be depicted in a weekly sitcom.

Posted: 7/31/2005 4:02:12 PM EDT

[#3]

Boomhauer.

Posted: 7/31/2005 4:03:32 PM EDT

[#4]

Probably Dale.

Posted: 7/31/2005 4:05:27 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 7/31/2005 4:47:05 PM EDT

[#6]

Rusty Shackleford.

Posted: 7/31/2005 4:50:20 PM EDT

[#7]

Dale for sure.

Posted: 7/31/2005 4:51:19 PM EDT

[#8]

Hank, with a slight mean streak.

Posted: 7/31/2005 4:58:09 PM EDT

[#9]

I'd be Hank.

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:14:37 PM EDT

[#10]

I like to think I'm more like Boomhauer, but I'm really more of Bill.

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:20:08 PM EDT

[#11]

Boomhauer

im into fast cars and ladies

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:20:50 PM EDT

[#12]

Dale sold a 1911 cash money at Peggy's book store, then started shooting in the basement later on. That about sums it up for me.

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:21:36 PM EDT

[#13]

Gah! NOOOOOOO Bobby!

I think I am Hank.

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:21:38 PM EDT

[#14]

my Dewwwwwwwwwww!

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:22:40 PM EDT

[#15]

Anyone who's really Dale would never post here, they'd just lurk in the Survival forum.

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:24:57 PM EDT

[#16]

Hey Sug (ar)

what about us wimmenz?

And John Redcorn isn't listed??

Gwen

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:25:56 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I'd be Cotton Hill.

MR KAhn, bring me my bags! (family joke around here)

Gwen

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:29:57 PM EDT

[#18]

Hank

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:44:16 PM EDT

[#19]

I find myself a cross between Hank and Red Foreman from the 70's Show.

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:51:32 PM EDT

[#20]

This pole is COMPLETE BULLSHIT!

95% of the members here are definitely BILL!

Believe me! I've been to the Arfcom shoots!

Posted: 7/31/2005 6:57:24 PM EDT

[#21]

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

Boomhauer

Posted: 7/31/2005 7:05:54 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

Boomhauer

Posted: 7/31/2005 7:08:23 PM EDT

[#23]

I also like Boomhauer's bio on Fox's official King of the Hill page:

NAME: Dang ol' Boomhauer, man, tell you 'bout myself woowee turn ons ladies and back seats man sunsets fast cars man, yup love that CK1 like catnip, turn-offs uhuh women golfers man love that Bob Dylan like a rolling stone what'd he say, brief man myself yup dang ol' internet man. Go www.click click click naked chicks yup that's all me uhuh on the next biography man.

Posted: 8/3/2005 12:15:58 AM EDT

[#24]

I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.

Posted: 8/3/2005 12:16:43 AM EDT

[#25]

dale and bill

Posted: 8/3/2005 12:39:05 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.

Where did you come up with Hank being Anti-Gun?..

Posted: 8/3/2005 12:50:34 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.

not true i saw an episode where he takes bobby to the shooting range and they both vow to come again next year tournament. just because he doesnt have a ar15 or evvvvil looking gun doesnt mean he is an anti

Posted: 8/3/2005 12:56:16 AM EDT

[#28]

About n even mix of Dale and Boomhauer.

Posted: 8/3/2005 1:03:09 AM EDT

[#29]

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I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.

Where did you come up with Hank being Anti-Gun?..

In one of the episodes, he denounces the NRA. And the NRA's pretty mainstream.

Posted: 8/3/2005 1:18:39 AM EDT

[#30]

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I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.

Where did you come up with Hank being Anti-Gun?..

In one of the episodes, he denounces the NRA. And the NRA's pretty mainstream.

he's not antigun, he was tramatized by his father while learning to shoot, and he cant hit crap, bobby won an award for a rifle comp

and I'm most like Rusty Shackelford

Posted: 8/3/2005 4:54:50 AM EDT

[#31]

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I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.

Where did you come up with Hank being Anti-Gun?..

In one of the episodes, he denounces the NRA. And the NRA's pretty mainstream.

I haven't seen that episode, but he does hunt and shhots with Bobby. As I recall he's just not good at it. With the anti gun crap they put in so many shows the portrayal of shooting as a hobby in King of the Hill was a pleasant suprise.

Famly guy came out viciously ant gun owner (so much so I've stopped watching it). I liked that show "Titus" when it came out because the character was at least a little bit of a man, not some testoterone starved reject like most men in sitcoms. But then they had an episode where a primary character (Stacy Keach) actually said men with guns were penis compensating. When they said that my wife looked at me and said, "we won't be waching this anymore will we?" Men in modern sitcoms are either efiminate or borderline incompetent.

Posted: 8/3/2005 5:01:08 AM EDT

[#32]

Dale

Not really my choice but my wife calls me that when I'm headed to the range (with too many guns to carry in one trip) or when I have to use six keys and a combo to enter "my" area of the house where -eerrr- stuff is kept. She also calls me "Dale" when I tell her not to mention certain things over the phone (never know who is listening) or when I chastise her for telling people, with no need to know, about our vacation plans, investments, medical information etc.