.....is done wiping his a$$? Does he have someone proof read it for him?

In the old days, your last name was your profession. Ex: John the Blacksmith(John Blacksmith). or Robert the Thatcher(Robert Thatcher). So what exactly did John Hancock's family do?

If a man with no arms and no legs gets thrown in the ocean. Is he then screwed? Would it be a bad or a good screw? Will he then be called Bob?

How exactly can you purposely "have a nice day" when someone wishes this upon you? Are you then obligated to it? What if you want to have just and OK day, will you then have to change your plans?

When someone asks you how's it hanging, do you whip out and show em?


Thing that make you Hmmmmmm

"its the SLEDGE O MATIC!"

Never, ever pick up pen and paper (or keyboard) when drunk.

If you put instant coffee in a microwave oven, will you go back in time?

LOL I was pretty buzzed last night when posted this. HEHEHEHE

Why do they use an alcohol prep on the arm of a condemned prisoner about to get a lethal injection?


How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

why'd they put locks on the door at 7-11 if its open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

How can someone go [i]now where, fast[/i]?

You know that guy that drives the snowplow in the winter?  How does he get to work?

insufficant funds charges why is the bank charging u for money they know u dont have?

why is there brail on drive thru atms?

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