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Posted: 7/21/2005 12:25:49 PM EDT
What are your favorite phrases to use or that you've heard?
One of my all time favorites is: "If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why did God make them out of meat?" |
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When in a place devoid of any light: "It's darker than a sack full of assholes."
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That stinks so bad it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!
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...is that so... well if my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle...
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not really a phrase, but: homobile. in reference to gay cars. i'm not going to take credit for this one, but i've never heard it before the day it popped out when a co-worker asked what i thought of his new car. guys shouldn't ever drive light blue VW beetles. |
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Fixed it for you. |
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To continue the above theme: "I wouldn't give a cunt full of cow slobber for that." |
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I'm gonna make like a banana and split.
Let's make like a Tom and Cruise. I'm gonna make like a rock, and roll |
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I'd like to add: "I would hit it like a retard on a drum set."
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I'm gonna mop the floor with your ass then whip it for not gettin' up in the corners.
I'll put a pot knot on your head big enough for a calf to suck on. I'll put a pot knot on your head big enough to use as a trailer hitch. I've got a 55 gallon drum of whup ass and I'm 'a gonna come down there and pour it all over you. Roy D. Mercer |
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She's uglier than a truckload of crushed asshole.
Water? No thanks...fish fuck in that stuff ya know. |
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Who put the sand in your Mangina?
while fishing..."You had a pre-mature eJERKalation" I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be flossing with my boot lace Engage your brain before your mouth, please. I eat Salmon, the other pink meat As far as the ladies are concerned, I'm just a professional dildo model |
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I love that billboard that says "There's room for all gods creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes"., |
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Damn! She looks like she got in a chainsaw fight and hers wouldn't crank!
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From some old guy I used to work with:
shakin like a dog shittin a 2 foot bone... that motherfuckers slower then a turtle with airbrakes |
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My fathers sayings when working around the house when I was young:
A man running for his life will never see it. And if he's in my house he better be running. Damn said the ram as he shot over the cliff EDA: Shicks which is a combination of shit & shucks because he didn't want me to be learning new words when I was at that impressionalbe age |
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This is one I heard YEARS ago and it’s with a real strong Texas or southern accent-
“Hotter’n a fast fucked fox in a forest far.” All right, I’m demented but it got me tickeled. |
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..and my personal favorite:
"It's hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock!" there are a lot of "it's hotter than" phrases that came from TEXAS |
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For bad smell situation. "Gag a maggot off a shit wagon at twenty paces".
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Crazier than a rat in a tin shithouse.
as confused as a blind dog in a meat packing plant. as nervous as a pregnant Nun. (Sorry to all you Catholics) (while pointing at the offender) If you're here, who's runnin hell? |
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For some reason since I've read this I laugh every time I think of it.
Your mama's so fat when she sits in the tub, the water in the toilet rises. |
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Jeebus Cripees, would you look at the grill on her!! She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence!
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...in a brass bra.... |
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