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Posted: 7/13/2005 5:41:28 PM EDT

And all I have to say is....

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:42:41 PM EDT

[#1]

I still say they should've included a money shot on the sex scene...

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:44:13 PM EDT

[#2]

LOL!

WTF indeed!

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:44:35 PM EDT

[#3]

DVD or Pay-per-View?

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:46:06 PM EDT

[#4]

Durka Durka jhiad

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:47:28 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I still say they should've included a money shot on the sex scene...

I thought the shit/piss scene WAS the money shot. hhaha.

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:47:58 PM EDT

[#6]

I wasn't impressed with it either. All though, I will say the amount of work put in on the sets was amazing!

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:50:00 PM EDT

[#7]

I rented it. It will NOT make my DVD collection. That was just, WTF!!!!! I give props for doing a movie with puppets, but damn.

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:55:51 PM EDT

[#8]

Berka,berka,berka...moe-hom-id,jihad.

"America.....fuck yeah,lick my butt and suck on my bone."

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:56:43 PM EDT

[#9]

All right, Gary, you follow me. The rest of the team take super-secret hiding positions Alpha-1!

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:58:10 PM EDT

[#10]

Big time vulgar.

But they did make fun of terrorists and liberals (same to me anyways) Enjoyed it for that.

Posted: 7/13/2005 5:58:48 PM EDT

[#11]

Only thing wrong with that pic, is in the movie he was disguised as the terrorist.......

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/teamamerica_1024Small.jpg

All right, Gary, you follow me. The rest of the team take super-secret hiding positions Alpha-1!

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:01:39 PM EDT

[#12]

Gary is dedicated to the team

I liked the movie so much I bought a copy just to lend to my buddy.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:02:32 PM EDT

[#13]

Fat McNasty said he's going to take away your brainbread admin privileges because you didn't like Team America.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:04:05 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Only thing wrong with that pic, is in the movie he was disguised as the terrorist.......

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/teamamerica_1024Small.jpg

All right, Gary, you follow me. The rest of the team take super-secret hiding positions Alpha-1!

Good catch.

Must have been just a publicity still shot on the same set.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:05:39 PM EDT

[#15]

America.........FUCK YEAH

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:06:03 PM EDT

[#16]

Team america fuck yeah! comin' to save the motherfuckin day, yeah

What will you do about it hans brix

We will threaten to write an angry letter telling you to stop.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:08:18 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
And all I have to say is....

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

RULES! NUFF SAID!!!

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:09:32 PM EDT

[#18]

movie was truly great. Dicks, Pussys and Assholes. i was crying most of it i was laughing so hard.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:10:07 PM EDT

[#19]

And the going rate for freedom is a $1.05

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:21:26 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
And the going rate for freedom is a $1.05

If you don't throw in your buck o' five, who will?

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:25:14 PM EDT

[#21]

Team America
SUCKS ASS!!!
Don't waste your time
Renting this piece o' crap!....

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:25:43 PM EDT

[#22]

I expected downright hilarity from all I heard.

I got mild amusement.

Its worth seeing, but not near as good as I've heard.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:30:28 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Team America
SUCKS ASS!!!
Don't waste your time
Renting this piece o' crap!....

Say that again and the guild of men will have to revoke your scrotom.

You are on notice.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:30:57 PM EDT

[#24]

I couldn't sit through it...

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:31:31 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Team America
SUCKS ASS!!!
Don't waste your time
Renting this piece o' crap!....

Say that again and the guild of men will have to revoke your scrotom.

You are on notice.

Molon labe!

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:44:24 PM EDT

[#26]

Alec Baldwin-FAG

loved that, haha, also got a kick out of micheal moore being a suicide bomber

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:47:14 PM EDT

[#27]

I thought the movie was great...except for the homo dick-sucking scene. yuck.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:47:28 PM EDT

[#28]

I've never seen South Park, so I really did not know what to expect from Team America.

When I noticed they didn't even bother to hide the strings for the puppets I decided they wanted them there and the movie would be off the wall.

It was. I laughed so hard so many times. I enjoyed it.

Posted: 7/13/2005 6:48:50 PM EDT

[#29]

[chef]Fudge, YEAH![/chef]

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:02:01 PM EDT

[#30]

just remember it's better to "Be a Dick" Because Dicks can Fuck Pussies and assholes to protect the pussies, because if Some people weren't dicks to the assholes and fuck them then the Pussies and Dicks will all be covered in shit by the assholes if the dicks don't stop them!!!"

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:03:50 PM EDT

[#31]

BTW, I have NEVER felt so "MENTALLY RAPED" in my life as after i watched that waste of cinemagraphic material!!

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:07:49 PM EDT

[#32]

Did anyone else notice that the big statue of Kim Jong Il while he's singing is a real person?

BTW, I really liked it. It was clever, and they made fun of celebrities and liberals.

"As celebrities, it's our job to read the newspaper and then tell what is in the newspaper as if it is our own opinion!"

"Matt Damon!"

"Bring it on, bitch! I've done action movies!"

"Global warming . . . uh . . . corperate America . . . ."
"You're useless, Alec Baldwin!"

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:09:28 PM EDT

[#33]

Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:11:32 PM EDT

[#34]

pretty funny...i liked it....AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:11:42 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Team America
SUCKS ASS!!!
Don't waste your time
Renting this piece o' crap!....

Say that again and the guild of men will have to revoke your scrotom.

You are on notice.

Molon labe!

L MFAO

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:11:49 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
America.........FUCK YEAH

click me......

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:12:15 PM EDT

[#37]

It had its funny moments, and I laughed hysterically a couple of times. But some dumb moments as well. Don't expect too much, but for a dumb gross-out comedy, it's definitely worth seeing. And it has several very quotable lines.

"MATT DAMON!!"

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:12:51 PM EDT

[#38]

If you you couldn't get a good laugh out of this movie, then you are humor impaired
and take life wayyyyyyyy to seriously.

That is all

GM

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:15:53 PM EDT

[#39]

The dude having tio give the other one a bj was a bit much for me, but I loved the hollywood actors getting wiped out in the end in great ways...

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:28:17 PM EDT

[#40]

Team America == teh suxxor

Posted: 7/13/2005 8:31:48 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Team America == teh roxxorz

Fixed

Posted: 7/13/2005 9:12:54 PM EDT

[#42]

cockfag

Posted: 7/13/2005 9:17:05 PM EDT

[#43]

great movie.

i bought the goody goody version. didnt get the unedited sex scene

Posted: 7/13/2005 9:35:02 PM EDT

[#44]

"Wow a flying limosine, now I've seen everything"

"Really?, have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"

"No"

"Then I guess you havent seen everything"