User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:16:56 AM EDT
[#1]
I swear to god, My patient's name earlier today was Kermit. Swear to god.
My ex-girlfriends brother's name was Utah. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:19:00 AM EDT
[#2]
When I first heard the name "Wolfgang" I thought it was wierd.
What kind of parents name their kid Wolfgang. Apple is also dumb. I've heard Utah as a last name before. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:26:03 AM EDT
[#3]
Gargamel Lipshitz
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:27:33 AM EDT
[#4]
My great grandma was named Jonathan. Her mother thought is was a great name so she used it for the next born child, regardless of the sex of the child.
Great grandma went by Betty her whole life, and no one ever said the J word in front of her. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:30:41 AM EDT
[#5]
I went to the movies a few years ago. The young man who took our tickets as we entered had a name tag that said LAVORIS.
I now realize that there are people with that name... but previously the only time I'd heard Lavoris used was as the name of a mouthwash. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:37:11 AM EDT
[#6]
Had a student named Candy Graham. real name. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:40:56 AM EDT
[#7]
" Meat Loaf " it is his legal name. My sister saw his driver licence.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:41:04 AM EDT
[#8]
 WTF are some people thinking?
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:44:54 AM EDT
[#9]
My Aunt met a poor soul who was named Wiggle Bottoms Whetmore. NO SHIT
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:44:56 AM EDT
[#10]
DEW DROP......a woman in KY. I was working at a drycleaners while going to college. I asked her if it was her real name...she said "yes".
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:47:00 AM EDT
[#11]
I'll never forget this guys name........Kil Yu ,heh
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:52:43 AM EDT
[#12]
I have a customer named Wak Ho , I can't even pronounce his wifes name
so I call her Mrs Ho 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:05:07 AM EDT
[#13]
didn't we do this last month?
richard wacker. poor bastard was in rotc. 1st uniform day, some dude asks him jokingly if his name was dick. nods head. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:08:24 AM EDT
[#14]
I know a Dick Skinner, the third. He says he wants to name his kid after him too, so he can call him little Four Skin.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:20:13 AM EDT
[#15]
For Mongo? |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:21:39 AM EDT
[#16]
I went to high school with a girl named Pebbles.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:24:20 AM EDT
[#17]
Tequila. There was a chick in junior high named Tequila. Her middle name was Margarita.
Kind of redundant. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:24:20 AM EDT
[#18]
its GOT to be late.....i found that very funny.
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:28:48 AM EDT
[#19]
Swear to God,
A grade school student's father was named Richard.... Richard Liss. ("Dick Liss" for you drunkards enjoying this so early in the morning). |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:45:53 AM EDT
[#20]
well respected traditional german name. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:51:02 AM EDT
[#21]
I confirmed a warrant on a "Island, Florida Vacation." Her full name was Florida Vacation Island.....guess we know where she was conceived!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:53:02 AM EDT
[#22]
Nice way to have your kids tormented at school.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:55:54 AM EDT
[#23]
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 1:59:06 AM EDT
[#24]
There was a guy that came into our store often named Kermit. Can't remember his last name.... but he wasn't quite 'all there.'
Knew a girl named Fallon once. Since then I have heard it a couple more times, but I always thought it was kinda weird. There is a po-dunk city about an hour and a half from here named Fallon. Maybe that's why. She was hot! |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 2:02:42 AM EDT
[#25]
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 2:09:53 AM EDT
[#26]
I know this lady that worked in a hospital for many years.
The weirdest name she saw was Shithead, pronounced Shu-theed. Person was 100% American, American parents.   No shit. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 2:15:15 AM EDT
[#27]
I was told we have some distant cousins from misouri with the last name of hogg...
yep, you guessed it they named their twin daughters IMA and URA. never met them or saw pictures so I have no idea what they look like.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 3:45:44 AM EDT
[#28]
I had a great grandmother named Orpha. Have a lady friend named Augusta....we call her Gus.....well, I call her Gussie M......which means precisely nothing, I just make up names for people cuz I am always so friggin' bored.
Coolest name I have ever heard was from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, when I was a kid: Violet Bartholamew. That is a cool name. So was Veruca Salt. The guy that wrote that had a pretty cool way with names. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 3:54:39 AM EDT
[#29]
Buck Hew.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 4:01:32 AM EDT
[#30]
 There is an inspector on our job whos name is "Reason" |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 4:04:14 AM EDT
[#31]
Are you sure Fallon wasn't 'phallically' endowed??? Or maybe a 'Felon' even!!!......(kidding)...
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 4:12:19 AM EDT
[#32]
Knew a guy whose first name was "Cherry".
Also, knew a guy named Dick Skinner, but someone beat me to it. Don't know if he was a third or fourth tho.... |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 4:18:03 AM EDT
[#33]
NASCAR driver Dick Trickle..you'd catch an announcer saying," there goes Rusty Wallace to the outside but he has having problems with Dick Trickle, he just can't seem to shake loose!!"
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 4:20:32 AM EDT
[#34]
First names I have known
Odd Clivoris Richard Head Limpus Ayo |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 4:22:41 AM EDT
[#35]
Hell my family was ate up with old names...
My GGparents were named Vernon & Flora Names of a few of their children: Doyle, Lendoyce, Hazel I had a Uncle "Tolly" and a Aunt Ollie Bea ( not sure how it was spelled... My wife's GGrandfather was a federal law enforcement agent and was always out and about tending to his duties. When his wife gave birth he was not there but did show up right after and he was told it was a boy. He asked his wife, "Well, what did you name it ?" A proud smile came over her face and she said, "I named him after you, Marshal Hurley Parker!" He said, "WHAT??! Damn woman thats my title NOT my name, its my TITLE !!. I'm a US Marshall !!! She thought it was his first name because all she had ever heard people call him was "Marshall" or Marshall Parker or whenever he was introduced Marshal Hurley Parker... damn true story.... and they never changed the name and the son went by the name Marshal. LB PS I named my daughter Agnes |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 4:48:22 AM EDT
[#36]
Celebs are always good for a laugh:
Zowie Bowie Mr. T Meat Loaf (already mentioned) Any rapper (Ice T, etc.) |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 5:00:19 AM EDT
[#37]
Had a substitute teacher many moons ago in elementary school named Richard Picker...
I can still remember random cries of DICK PICKER whenever the dude turned his back on the class  Grandmothers name is Zeda... Great Grandmothers name was Flora. You know it gets worse in the military... What if your last name was Dick.. Let see... MAJOR Dick ( If the guy is a general, you know he had to a major at one time, ehhehee) Cheif Dick Thats just a few... |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 5:08:38 AM EDT
[#38]
my great uncle,,Gomer
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 5:08:38 AM EDT
[#39]
SirKeithrick.....care to guess the ethnic background?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 5:12:16 AM EDT
[#40]
Dakota (little girl that played Pita in Man on Fire)
Allegra (yeah, like the allergy medicine, some chick at college) Kharn |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 5:27:23 AM EDT
[#41]
I get lots of internet sales leads from people looking to buy cars in the 'hood. I get loads of LaQuisa this and Marquita that... even seen a Tequila or two as previously mentioned. I made an off-handed joke to my co-workers that it wouldn't be long before I saw someone named Latrina.
And then a few weeks later, I got a sales lead from Latrina. Edit: We also have a Will Robinson on our staff, and he's young enough to have been born after the Lost in Space series. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 5:45:21 AM EDT
[#42]
There was a guy in high school with the name Jack Hauff
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 5:49:36 AM EDT
[#43]
At work we've got... Jollie Good Charlie Brown Richard Broker Richard Licher (he hates it when you call him Dick)
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 5:57:12 AM EDT
[#44]
When a new mom has a baby but hasn't named it yet it's listed as baby+last name.....leading to.........baby bird! Then there was the woman with the last name "Getz-Hard".
Last but not least.......Dolly Peters married Brian Swallows.....the nup was printed as........."Swallows Peters".........ya'll are not gonna believe me but these are actual events in the local papers. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 6:01:57 AM EDT
[#45]
I had a district manager a few years ago named Peter Abbot.
I used to know a guy named Kermit and had a manager named Mike Hunt<---not kidding either. Here in New Mexico you find many hispanics named Jesus. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 6:04:28 AM EDT
[#46]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 6:10:00 AM EDT
[#47]
Ronald Reamer. The guy is a salesman who peddles aerospace seals. I've told Ron that if he can't make it selling seals, he can always work porno.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 6:13:54 AM EDT
[#48]
How about mine? I go by my middle name, which is an old family name. It's Sherrill, prononuced (Sure-ull). Dad and Grandpa had it, also. Name was too hard for my brother to pronounce when he was little, thus leading to "Bub", which led to my username. If the wife and I ever have a boy, he'll be Sherrill IV.
To those of you in OH, take a look at the State Highway Patrol Trooper's names sometime in the paper. Here in Columbiana County, it seems that most, if not all, the Troopers have really weird last names. I won't list any here, but take a look sometime. Just don't ask me how to pronounce some of them! Bub |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 6:14:36 AM EDT
[#49]
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/19/2005 6:17:45 AM EDT
[#50]
I went to school with a guy named Oak. According to him his hippy parents named him after the tree.
Blaze. Who in the fuck would name their son Blaze? (teachers) |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
