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Archived [ARCHIVED THREAD] - Life's Little Pleasures you don't tell anyone about (Page 1 of 4)
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Posted: 6/10/2005 11:17:25 PM EDT
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:18:17 PM EDT
[#1]
I LOVE Microfiber underwear

Thats all
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:18:26 PM EDT
[#2]
There's a reason why you all haven't told anyone about it.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:22:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Beating my meat...
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:24:05 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I LOVE Microfiber underwear

Thats all


Aren't you one of the wimminz on this site?  If'n so, we need pics!






If not....we don't want pics.  
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:28:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Is your real name Tyler Durden?
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:29:52 PM EDT
[#6]
I enjoy shooting my pistols sideways.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:31:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
I enjoy shooting my pistols sideways.


A truthful response.  Good for you, sir!
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:32:14 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Who doesn't pee in the shower?
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:33:34 PM EDT
[#9]
When I play lacrosse, I take pleasure when I hurt someone.  Like against ISU, I broke a kids collarbone so bad that it was sticking through the skin.... I thought it was the coolest thing.

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:33:40 PM EDT
[#10]
wearing my Teva sandals in a cold stream and peeing in a wet suit
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:34:25 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Who doesn't pee in the shower?


metrosexual moisturizing wearin queers
ETA, did I just say that
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:34:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Who doesn't pee in the shower?



Only liars don't pee in the shower.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:35:38 PM EDT
[#13]
Hookers n blow.
WOOHOO!
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:35:44 PM EDT
[#14]
My conversations with my guns and knives.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:37:49 PM EDT
[#15]
someone got their stuff magazine didnt they?
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:39:43 PM EDT
[#16]
What about obvious lying to strangers?  That's quite often very fun. "I once lost an eye in a fishing mishap," while you're looking at them with your two good eyes.  The polite reactions are priceless.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:40:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
someone got their stuff magazine didnt they?


PwN3d!  That's what inspired me.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:42:38 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Who doesn't pee in the shower?



Only liars don't pee in the shower.


I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:42:52 PM EDT
[#19]
i like to torture people who drive like pricks.

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:43:13 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Who doesn't pee in the shower?

hell i pee in my shower even when im not takin a shower .




688

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:45:09 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Who doesn't pee in the shower?



Only liars don't pee in the shower.


I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.


AAAAND, how would you know that?
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:46:15 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.



Who doesn't pee in the shower?

hell i pee in my shower even when im not takin a shower .




Nasty fucker!  
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:46:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Who doesn't pee in the shower?



Only liars don't pee in the shower.


I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.


Drink more water.  If your pee is that strong you're not drinking enough.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:46:44 PM EDT
[#24]
I shower in my pee

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:46:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Who doesn't pee in the shower?



Only liars don't pee in the shower.


I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.


AAAAND, how would you know that?



Because my brother admitted to doing it after I mentioned the stench to him.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:47:07 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
... .

 
Would John Wayne be having this conversation?


Stands out more than anything else, yet.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:47:32 PM EDT
[#27]
washing my freshly cut hair...

the smell of rain...

Using a fresh razor-blade...

mowing my lawn...

driving...

my porn addiction.

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:48:37 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Only liars don't pee in the shower.


I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.


AAAAND, how would you know that?



Because my brother admitted to doing it after I mentioned the stench to him.


Sure thing, my friend, sure thing...
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:48:56 PM EDT
[#29]
Necrophiliac beastiality
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:55:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Necrophiliac beastiality


phht!  That's a given.  Who doesn't?
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:38:45 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Necrophiliac beastiality


phht!  That's a given.  Who doesn't?


I'm the only one I know of that does it with freshwater fish
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:41:06 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Necrophiliac beastiality


phht!  That's a given.  Who doesn't?


I'm the only one I know of that does it with freshwater fish


And I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:42:13 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
washing my freshly cut hair...

the smell of rain...

Using a fresh razor-blade...

mowing my lawn...

driving...

my porn addiction.


Dear God, those are the exact same things I would have put. The only other thing I can think of is someone who plays with my hair.

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:42:59 AM EDT
[#34]
Fucking my friends' sisters
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:44:12 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:44:57 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.


FMJ

Now what can I do with these points?

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:45:45 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.


You're kidding, right?  Like everyone doesn't know that's Full Metal Jacket

(Cowboy and Joker talking while cleaning barracks floor.)
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:45:55 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.


"I AM in a world of shit"

(too easy)
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:50:39 AM EDT
[#39]
Sorry, I'm so used to quoting war movies to non AR15.com people. You guys are good.

ETA: my simple pleasure, converting people into 2nd amendment enthusiasts.

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:55:03 AM EDT
[#40]
Eating  chicharon dipped  in pepper/garlic powder-sprinkled vinegar (CRUNCH!) and burping afterwards.  

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:58:20 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Sorry, I'm so used to quoting war movies to non AR15.com people. You guys are good.

ETA: my simple pleasure, converting people into 2nd amendment enthusiasts.



That wouldn't be a "little pleasure" unless you added "...and slashing their tires afterward."
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:06:35 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.


You're kidding, right?  Like everyone doesn't know that's Full Metal Jacket

(Cowboy and Joker talking while cleaning barracks floor.)


Jesus!...

I say beating my meat, and dont even get a smile...

First off...it is a Section 8

and second... They are not cleaning the barracks floor, it is the floor in the "Head".
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:09:15 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.


You're kidding, right?  Like everyone doesn't know that's Full Metal Jacket

(Cowboy and Joker talking while cleaning barracks floor.)


Jesus!...

I say beating my meat, and dont even get a smile...


Flogging the one-eyed pirate is like saying you enjoy breathing.  Everyone does it.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:15:16 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.


You're kidding, right?  Like everyone doesn't know that's Full Metal Jacket

(Cowboy and Joker talking while cleaning barracks floor.)


Jesus!...

I say beating my meat, and dont even get a smile...


Flogging the one-eyed pirate is like saying you enjoy breathing.  Everyone does it.


Good point...

I still want my points for fixxing the movie quotes from FMJ.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:18:51 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
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What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces.  Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.





Who doesn't pee in the shower?

hell i pee in my shower even when im not takin a shower .




688



There are times when this is an absolute necessity!!! (I don't think a woman could ever understand this)......

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:19:57 AM EDT
[#46]
Checking out the asses of hot women and trying to guess what type of panties they got on.

And farting in a movie theater.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:21:45 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.


I know it will have already been posted but it is obviously 'Full Metal Jacket' Duh!!!.....

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:29:26 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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My conversations with my guns and knives.


"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.


I know it will have already been posted but it is obviously 'Full Metal Jacket' Duh!!!.....



SECTION 8
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:31:15 AM EDT
[#49]

I love when I go to an old fashioned barber shop and they use hot lather and a straight razor  to shave around my ears and the back of my neck.

However, since there are a number of Freudian-fag references in the above quote, I generally keep it to myself.

-
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:43:25 AM EDT
[#50]
"Boxing out" those annoying foreign import tuner cars that are just trying to get around my SUV in moving traffic.

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