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Posted: 7/7/2001 7:49:23 PM EDT

I know its kinda early, but I am starting this early for a reason. My plan:
Go to an unsuspecting church regularly starting the begining of the year in a wheel chair. Get to know the preacher/minister/priest. 1st Sunday after April 1st, I will jump out of my wheelchair and proclaim in a loud voice, " I am healed! I am healed! I can walk after 35yrs I can walk." And run out of the place.

Whaddya think? Any suggestions? I love being new to a certain area. You can be wacky and no one you know will see you.

Posted: 7/7/2001 7:55:07 PM EDT

[#1]

That prank is definetly more interesting than the little joke Captain Obvious played on his fellow ar15.com members.

I don't think that making light of religion is going to be very funny to most people, particularly the preacher. I'm sure it would hurt his feelings and burn those who do believe in the healing power of relious fervor.

Posted: 7/7/2001 8:08:23 PM EDT

[#2]

UMMM, I would consider it a little late than a little early!! [:)]

Posted: 7/7/2001 8:30:33 PM EDT

[#3]

lordtrader, theirs a problem , in your head

Posted: 7/7/2001 9:09:22 PM EDT

[#4]

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lordtrader, theirs a problem , in your head

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People have told me that in the past. I still think they're nuts.

Posted: 7/7/2001 9:27:09 PM EDT

[#5]

I like it but make sure you dance around like they did in the blues brother movie[:D]

Posted: 7/7/2001 11:19:02 PM EDT

[#6]

just tell your super conservative parents that u are a flaming homosexul heheheh

Posted: 7/8/2001 2:28:05 AM EDT

[#7]

Butter the toilet seat......Whamo!

Posted: 7/8/2001 8:35:02 AM EDT

[#8]

"Honey, I've been having an affair with your sister." Best friend if no sister is available.

Posted: 7/8/2001 8:43:55 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
"Honey, I've been having an affair with your sister." Best friend if no sister is available.

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Cant do that, she aready knows. When I come upon a person with a shoe untied, I look down and point, then seriously tell them its NOT April 1st. That good enough?

Posted: 7/8/2001 8:44:14 AM EDT

[#10]

Or brother, if no sister is available.

[sex]

Posted: 7/8/2001 9:26:32 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Or brother, if no sister is available.

[sex]

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[puke]

Posted: 7/8/2001 9:34:51 AM EDT

[#12]

Go into the Equip. Exchange and sell Beta Cs CHEAP! :) :) :)

Posted: 7/8/2001 10:58:00 AM EDT

[#13]

that one was just mean!

Posted: 7/8/2001 11:47:01 AM EDT

[#14]

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just tell your super conservative parents that u are a flaming homosexul heheheh

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OH NO!!!! NO WAY!!!! My mom is a devout Catholic. She'll keel over and die on the spot. NOPE that's not funny at all.

Posted: 7/8/2001 1:15:58 PM EDT

[#15]

Call your wife and tell her your in jail and you need her to come bail you out. Wait a few minutes then go busting in the door.

Be prepared to sleep on the couch!

[img]http://www.ncsg.org/topohat-small.jpg[/img]
...[:D]

Posted: 7/12/2001 10:52:34 AM EDT

[#16]

btt

Posted: 7/12/2001 7:26:51 PM EDT

[#17]

I had a former boss who got home early one day and hung bodies representing himself and their three kids from the front porch for his wife to find.
[sex]
He didn't get sex for a very, very, long time.

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