You are acting like such a punk. You didn't think of your prank as illustrating how easy it may be to scam people here until another member mentioned it as a possible, if minor, side effect of your immature behavior. Basically, you STOLE your so-called defense of your behavior.
Based on your own words and reaction, I find it difficult to believe that you are in any way sincere about being remorseful.
Using your logic for a moment, is this the manner in which you wish to be taught lessons in the future? Having someone screw with you and then laughing in your face? If that is indeed your desire, I'm sure there must be a forum somewhere out there for such immature, anti-social behavior. This ain't the place, though.
$50 says that if you get banned you won't even keep your own word not to re-register under another name.