Cats are either "trained" at an early age, or they are like YOUR cat. They are the PRIME example, IMO, of GIGO. (Garbage In, Garbage Out.) If when the cat is a kitten, or at least very young, you "dote" on it, and lavish it w/attention, sit it in your lap, play w/it, etc... you get the exact OPPOSITE of your cat. If however, you ignore it it won't be "oriented" to these things as it gets older - and NADA.
An example. I am pretty good w/cats. HOWEVER, my YOUNGEST cat I got 1 year after being Dxed (diagnosed) w/MS. That year was pretty bad, but could still work. But I was sleeping 12 hours/day.... figure 9 for "at work", 15 minutes to shower & brush teeth, etc.. (NO "commute" time, really, I was .2 miles away) doesn't leave much time for like food prep, etc... hence, I was on my BACK a lot.... so the cat would sit on my CHEST to get his daily "attention". TO THIS DAY, he will not "do" the lap. He's strictly a "chest cat", because the LAP is "foreign territory" to him. But he'll sit on my lap and PURR for DAYS (so to speak). My older cat (15) he's a lap cat ... because I wasn't sick then... and he was encouraged, when young to sit there.....in fact, he's there NOW. (purring like a bandit ;)
Quoted: If you have a cat, I bet my ass it's better than this one right here. I have on my hands one solid chunk of a piece of shit cat.
1. This cat will not sit on your lap. This is the one thing cats are good for, and this one fucking sucks at it. He will not sit on your lap for more than two seconds before he twists up and bolts for the kitchen. There's nothing to eat in the kitchen, my girl can't cook, so don't give me that BS, he just wants off.
2. This cat will not accept treats. You got something for him? Go fry it up in a pan and he might think about it. Other than that, it has to be reviewed by the Board of Directors before he'll give it a sniff.
3. This cat will not submit to being petted, and will not play with you. You're better off playing with your Legos, cause this lame BS cat will barely acknowledge that a human has entered the house. He will cede his territory to you temporarily in exchange for his liberty and safety, when really he deserves none, but whatever.
4. This cat demands to be underfoot at all times. This is annoying, and I will not explain it. You understand or you don't.
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