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Posted: 5/23/2005 11:44:58 AM EDT
About 6 months ago the crack whore who lives next door came knocking on my door looking for her cat, she said " I've seen my cat here at your house alot I know you feed her, I want her back!!!"

I told her in no uncertain terms that we did not have her cat, but I had seen it trying to eat my dog's food before.  Sorry bitch never fed the damn thing and it was always getting into peoples trash looking for food.

So they moved out last week and the (village idiot) son of 'Crack whore' told another neighbor kid that they had found the cat.........................................They found it dead and mummified under the Crack whores bed!!!!!  Hmm  some people....

Can you believe that shit!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:48:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:48:18 AM EDT
[#2]
That must have smelled nice.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:49:40 AM EDT
[#3]
Probably won't be long until she resembles her pet
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:51:30 AM EDT
[#4]
Holy crap.

How can you manage to get some shut-eye with a decaying cat under your bed?
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:53:13 AM EDT
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Quoted:
That must have smelled nice.



That was my thought too, how could they not notice the smell??? I guess when you live in filth you kinda get immune to it.........
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:53:28 AM EDT
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Man nothing worse than some dry pu.....oh forget it.  That would be way to easy....
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:55:46 AM EDT
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I shudder to think of what coulda smelled worse in her bedroom.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:58:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2005 11:58:12 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Holy crap.

How can you manage to get some shut-eye with a decaying cat under your bed?



Her two teen aged kids used to spen alot of time with their dad, she used to go on week long Whoring/drinking binges, I figured it got trapped in the bed room while she was gone and it dried out pretty quickly, (it gets awfully hot here in Yuma).

I'm sure she didn't keep the A/C going while she was gone. Died and dried pretty quickly, but damn there had to be some smell!!!.........
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:00:37 PM EDT
[#10]
The cat probably got into teh crack
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:02:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:03:10 PM EDT
[#12]
HEH NOW!    Don't be a Hater.


Crack Whores are people too!........................................
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:07:09 PM EDT
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So you mummified that poor lady's innocent kitty and stuck it under her bed?

Sicko.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:10:29 PM EDT
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She has actually REPRODUCED?!?

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:10:59 PM EDT
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Quoted:
So they moved out last week and the (village idiot) son of 'Crack whore' told another neighbor kid that they had found the cat.........................................They found it dead and mummified under the Crack whores bed!!!!!  Hmm  some people....



BWAAHAHAHH!!!

Crack whores... is there anything they can't do that doesn't make me laugh?

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:12:06 PM EDT
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Quoted:
So you mummified that poor lady's innocent kitty and stuck it under her bed?

Sicko.




Not even 'I' would abuse a pussy like that!!!......  
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:12:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:17:39 PM EDT
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Q: Why did she have a dead cat under her bed?
A: To keep the flies off her pussy!
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:19:32 PM EDT
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Quoted:
She has actually REPRODUCED?!?





Yes twice!!  The 17 yr old son is affectionatly known as the 'village Idiot', he is actuall quite entertaining, he is one of those skate board punks, he and his buds are always doing their 'tricks' on various homemade apperatus out in the drive way and street. I can't tell you how many times I've seen them bust their asses!!! Quite funny!!......

The daughter is a 16yr old reformed 'town pump' holy roller, I  heard that she  had quite a repetoire of sexual techniques even at her young age.........But now she is only giving it up to the 'bible boys'...
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:21:52 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Q: Why did she have a dead cat under her bed?




A: To keep the flies off her pussy!





.....Thats a good one!!!......
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:22:41 PM EDT
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Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:23:48 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Holy crap.

How can you manage to get some shut-eye with a decaying cat under your bed?




Well............looks at his 19 y.o. wedding ring  



Sgtar15
j/king...really
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:24:59 PM EDT
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Sgtar15



Ah so.........you weren't hanging around my neghborhood were you Sarge??? Sounds just like your kind of 'crime'..........
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:28:49 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I shudder to think of what coulda smelled worse in her bedroom.



you ought to step into a crack house someday.  truly one of the most disgusting places on earth.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:30:25 PM EDT
[#25]
wow.... that's sad.
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