www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005230549,00.html

Stripper liquidised his pal


By JOHN SCOTT

A MALE stripper who murdered a pal chopped up the body and crammed it into a liquidiser in a bid to destroy the evidence.

Steve Parton, 39, killed housemate Nelvaughn Brade in a rage after they fell out. He hacked off the 22-year-old’s head and cut his torso into bits.

Parton — who performed on stage in a military uniform like that worn by Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman — then tried to liquidise the parts in a kitchen blender at their home in Birmingham.

He packed Brade’s remains in two oil drums and drove them more than 100 miles to a landfill site near King’s Lynn, Norfolk.

But Parton later walked into a police station in nearby Hunstanton and gave himself up.

When cops found the oil drums Brade’s body could be identified only from a print taken from a finger that remained intact.

Parton, a former welder who was once jailed for stabbing a girlfriend, appeared at Birmingham Crown Court on Friday and admitted murdering Brade.

He was remanded in custody and will be sentenced later.

I wonder if he could have gotten away with it (if it weren't for those medling teenagers).
Scooby rooby-roo!

everyone knows you have to feed the body to pigs.
but remember to first remove the hair and teeth.

Dam that's just sick

that had to be a bit messy.

Quoted: that had to be a bit messy.

But fun none-the-less.  

What could be more enjoyable than pureeing your gay lover (outside of a dirigible gerbil, of course)?

ban blenders!!!

You damn sure have to give him a big "A+" for effort.

Thats the problem with murderers today, no imagination and definitely not any willingness to go that extra mile.

He must have been trying to "Whip the freshest cream in town."  

Seriously, I wonder why he turned himself in.  He had the intestinal forititude to liquify the guy but not enough mental toughness to withstand the guilt?

Strange.

Quoted: Seriously, I wonder why he turned himself in.  He had the intestinal forititude to liquify the guy but not enough mental toughness to withstand the guilt? Strange.

Drugs are a bitch, willing to bet he was high on something at the time.

Quoted: Quoted: Seriously, I wonder why he turned himself in.  He had the intestinal forititude to liquify the guy but not enough mental toughness to withstand the guilt? Strange. Drugs are a bitch, willing to bet he was high on something at the time.

That's right.  I always forget about drugs.  Since I've never been involved with them nor associate with people who use them, their relativity escapes me.  I'll bet you're right.  He probably sobered up (or whatever the drug users call it).

Quoted: Quoted: that had to be a bit messy. But fun none-the-less.   What could be more enjoyable than pureeing your gay lover (outside of a dirigible gerbil, of course)?

The funny thing is I was thinking "gay lovers" too.  But it is never said in the article.

What gives?

He would have gotten better results using a restaurant-grade stick blender in the bathtub.


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What?  

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: that had to be a bit messy. But fun none-the-less.   What could be more enjoyable than pureeing your gay lover (outside of a dirigible gerbil, of course)? The funny thing is I was thinking "gay lovers" too.  But it is never said in the article. What gives?

Oh I think it's pretty obvious.  

ETA:  "Male stripper"  "Housemate"  I mean, c'mon...

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: that had to be a bit messy. But fun none-the-less.   What could be more enjoyable than pureeing your gay lover (outside of a dirigible gerbil, of course)? The funny thing is I was thinking "gay lovers" too.  But it is never said in the article. What gives? Oh I think it's pretty obvious.   ETA:  "Male stripper"  "Housemate"  I mean, c'mon...

England.......  

I have this mental image of some guy waking up from an all night drug bender and asking,  "what the hell has roomie been doing in the kitchen?"