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I’ve always felt that I’m destined to serve in the military at some point. If I should join after I graduate from college, would I then be made to go to some kind of officer’s school or something, or could I go enlisted even with a degree? Does being an officer require more of a commitment, and how much paperwork must they do?
Branch dependant. I don't think being an officer requires any more or less commitment than being an NCO. They're just different spheres of work.
You can go enlisted with a degree, you will probably enlist as an E-4. (I did)
If you're considering both college and an officer's commission, might want to consider ROTC. Probably cheaper, and you don't need to do the Basic/OCS combo.
What is a unit armorer? Is it a MOS that you enlist as, or is it some kind of extension of the infantry?
It's an MOS, his job is the company-level repair of small arms and crew-served weapons. It's considered quite a fun school, you get to shoot everything in the Army's inventory at least once. There is an armourer per company, and I presume it's any company of any type.
How can a soldier avoid vehicles? I can’t imagine anything worse than working on tracks all day, or hanging out at a motor pool wrenching on crap. I hate all things mechanical, other than guns.
Well, 19K is definitely out for you then... Go light infantry or something. Or if you want to be an armourer, you should be safe. Be warned that being an officer does not mean you don't get to pull track maintenance if you think that might get you out of it! (You will end up doing less, due to your other duties, but you are still expected to make an appearance in the motor pool from time to time)
Is it at all possible to pick where you are stationed if you are active duty?
I believe so.
If not, I’d have to go guard or reserves, because I have friends and stuff that I’m not willing to leave for years at a time.
I've got news for you. You'll be gone for at least a year and a half! (Four month spin-up, about a year in theater, and a month-long spin-down)
How long is a tour of duty, and how likely is a frontline soldier to die?
Average for Army is one year in Iraq or Afghanistan. Probabilities of death are probably inversely proportional to how careful you are. Of course, you can always just have a really bad day regardless of how careful you are. By the way, are you particularly attached to your limbs or genitals?
I can accept a high level of risk, but I hardly want to bother finishing college and getting married and crap if I’m probably going to die in combat, anyway.
There's an optomistic viewpoint. Suggestion: If you go in expecting to die, please make sure you're not in charge of anything at the time. It would be most unfortunate if you took someone with you, and you'll make no end of paperwork hassle for the unit S-1. Admittedly, any death is a horrendous waste of all that has gone before it, but if you get killed, you won't be in a position to regret your education and wife, will you? Besides, what if.. gasp.. you survive?
Are you really sure you want to do this?
Do enlistment bonuses apply to officers?
Generally, no. Though I have heard something about such in the last month or two, so I might be out of date there. Since I signed on as an officer candidate, I did not get the $5K bonus for being a tanker as I would have done if I had signed on as a 19K.
Do officers go through the same basic training as enlisted?
Depends on the route. I did. Then I did OCS, which is kindof like Basic except you don't get by being Jones in the Third Rank. ROTC don't. West Point is its own unique animal.
Are enlistment bonuses some kind of trick, or do they really give you like $10,000 for a 3-year stint in the infantry?
If that's what they're advertising, yes. Bear in mind, however, that you are always comitting yourself for a minimum of eight years. You just may not need to show up for the last five, but they can still call you. It's called the IRR.
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