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Posted: 5/22/2005 9:05:43 AM EDT

Me I have to go Vampire or Werewolf.....cant make up my mind. I like them both.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:08:13 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:09:20 AM EDT

[#2]

I already am a monster. I'm a heteorsexual, white male, conservative, christian, gun owning blue eyed devil.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:09:27 AM EDT

[#3]

what, no Godzilla?

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:09:58 AM EDT

[#4]

vampire.....if we're talking supervillans: magneto!

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:10:05 AM EDT

[#5]

Cujo

Sgatr15

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:11:06 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
vampire.....if we're talking supervillans: magneto!

Just "Monsters", creatures of the night, The DAMNED, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:11:36 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Cujo

Sgatr15

Dang, I had not even thought of Cujo, good choice Sarge.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:19:44 AM EDT

[#8]

I'd like to be the kind of monster that has a lot of money and all the girl monsters like me. I'd have a big-ass monster lair with the finest of furnishings (the latest in torture chamber accoutrements, etc.) and all kinds of cool monster transportation. I'd zip around the world partying with all my cool monster friends when not wreaking mayhem upon the world. Then I'd like to invent some cool monster scientific device that allows us monsters to enslave more humans, etc. That would get me the "monster Nobel Prize" or something. Then all the other monsters would go, "Wow! That is one smart farkin' monster!" That would be my lasting contribution to monster culture and I would be remembered in monsterdom as a cool-ass, mad scientist "stud monster". Yeah, baby!

You know. Like the creature from the black lagoon.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:23:15 AM EDT

[#9]

After reading Anne Rice's books, that is the knid of vampire I would like to be.

The only downside would be the absense of sex.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:24:48 AM EDT

[#10]

I also noticed that Zombie is conspicuosly absent from the list.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:29:28 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
After reading Anne Rice's books, that is the knid of vampire I would like to be.

The only downside would be the absense of sex.

That's why you choose to be a Joss Whedon type vampire. You get to give the bone to Sarah Michelle Gellar

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:38:09 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I also noticed that Zombie is conspicuosly absent from the list.

why would you want to be a zombie? we want to shoot zombies, not become them.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:39:25 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
what, no Godzilla?

Yeah, I'd have to go with old-school Godzilla.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:41:03 AM EDT

[#14]

Lycanthrope for me.
I'd probably go with the tradional were-wolf, though being a were-bear would be OK also.

1. sunlight has no ill effects
2. still a regular human with a soul, rather than being undead.
3. The whole berserker/shape shift bit would really come in handy in serious social situations.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:42:24 AM EDT

[#15]

Godzilla. Tokyo is toast.

Really a vampire. They get all the hot chicks.

Posted: 5/22/2005 9:46:08 AM EDT

[#16]

I voted "OTHER"

I wanna be the penisaurus from "Flesh Gordon".

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:21:37 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I'd like to be the kind of monster that has a lot of money and all the girl monsters like me. I'd have a big-ass monster lair with the finest of furnishings (the latest in torture chamber accoutrements, etc.) and all kinds of cool monster transportation. I'd zip around the world partying with all my cool monster friends when not wreaking mayhem upon the world. Then I'd like to invent some cool monster scientific device that allows us monsters to enslave more humans, etc. That would get me the "monster Nobel Prize" or something. Then all the other monsters would go, "Wow! That is one smart farkin' monster!" That would be my lasting contribution to monster culture and I would be remembered in monsterdom as a cool-ass, mad scientist "stud monster". Yeah, baby!

You know. Like the creature from the black lagoon.

HAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Too damned funny !

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:22:33 AM EDT

[#18]

An Alien (from Aliens).

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:24:34 AM EDT

[#19]

GODZIRRA!

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:29:12 AM EDT

[#20]

"What's that Mexican lizard, eats all the goats?"

"That would be the Chupacabra, sir."

"Hey Griff. Chuppathingy How about that?"

NTM

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:31:37 AM EDT

[#21]

Myself but with power.

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:33:32 AM EDT

[#22]

Godzilla. Then I will eat tons of beans and shoot fire on both ends.

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:34:30 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I also noticed that Zombie is conspicuosly absent from the list.

why would you want to be a zombie? we want to shoot zombies, not become them.

Maybe I could be like a 1/2 Zombie with a Black Belt

and lots of kewl/illegal Class III weapons

and exlosives

so I could be a super Zombie killer.....

Or, not so much.

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:35:21 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I voted "OTHER"

I wanna be the penisaurus from "Flesh Gordon".

Now thats thinking!

Posted: 5/22/2005 10:38:44 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
what, no Godzilla?

Yeah, I'd have to go with old-school Godzilla.

I'll drop a hearty +1 on that !

Godzilla got mad skillz of whoopass !

How you gonna beat THAT !?

But with a grin like THIS, how can ya NOT love the guy !

Godzilla is teh roxorz !!!

Posted: 5/22/2005 11:07:47 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Cujo

Sgatr15

Cujo can kiss my furry ass!

CW

Posted: 5/22/2005 11:10:33 AM EDT

[#27]

ZOMBIE

Posted: 5/22/2005 11:13:22 AM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 5/22/2005 11:23:05 AM EDT

[#29]

A shark with a fricken laser!

Posted: 5/22/2005 11:27:04 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
A shark with a fricken laser!

Or and ill tempered, mutated Sea Bass....

Posted: 5/22/2005 11:29:56 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
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that is great!

Posted: 5/22/2005 11:38:55 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
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Posted: 5/22/2005 11:43:11 AM EDT

[#33]

Monster from the Id

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:40:21 PM EDT

[#34]

Dragon

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:41:49 PM EDT

[#35]

Duncan McLeod.

"There can be only one!"

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:47:57 PM EDT

[#36]

I would be:

GIVE ME COOKIE!!!

Briskette already admits to being:

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:49:15 PM EDT

[#37]

Vampires seem to have the most class.

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:50:39 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Duncan McLeod.

"There can be only one!"

+1

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:51:02 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Vampires seem to have the most class.

So they're clearly out as a choice for most arfcom'ers

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:52:37 PM EDT

[#40]

Werewolf, totally, completely, all the fucking way.

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:56:10 PM EDT

[#41]

A Brian Lumley Vampire.

Posted: 5/22/2005 2:57:06 PM EDT

[#42]

Is the pedator a monster? That is what I would vouch for. Badass weapons, strength and stealth to boot. But it would suck having my ass kicked by the governor of CA.