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Posted: 5/22/2005 9:05:43 AM EDT
Me I have to go Vampire or Werewolf.....cant make up my mind. I like them both.
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I already am a monster. I'm a heteorsexual, white male, conservative, christian, gun owning blue eyed devil.
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Just "Monsters", creatures of the night, The DAMNED, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Dang, I had not even thought of Cujo, good choice Sarge. |
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I'd like to be the kind of monster that has a lot of money and all the girl monsters like me. I'd have a big-ass monster lair with the finest of furnishings (the latest in torture chamber accoutrements, etc.) and all kinds of cool monster transportation. I'd zip around the world partying with all my cool monster friends when not wreaking mayhem upon the world. Then I'd like to invent some cool monster scientific device that allows us monsters to enslave more humans, etc. That would get me the "monster Nobel Prize" or something. Then all the other monsters would go, "Wow! That is one smart farkin' monster!" That would be my lasting contribution to monster culture and I would be remembered in monsterdom as a cool-ass, mad scientist "stud monster". Yeah, baby!
You know. Like the creature from the black lagoon. |
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After reading Anne Rice's books, that is the knid of vampire I would like to be.
The only downside would be the absense of sex. |
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I also noticed that Zombie is conspicuosly absent from the list.
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That's why you choose to be a Joss Whedon type vampire. You get to give the bone to Sarah Michelle Gellar |
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why would you want to be a zombie? we want to shoot zombies, not become them. |
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Yeah, I'd have to go with old-school Godzilla. |
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Lycanthrope for me.
I'd probably go with the tradional were-wolf, though being a were-bear would be OK also. 1. sunlight has no ill effects 2. still a regular human with a soul, rather than being undead. 3. The whole berserker/shape shift bit would really come in handy in serious social situations. |
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Godzilla. Tokyo is toast.
Really a vampire. They get all the hot chicks. |
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I voted "OTHER"
I wanna be the penisaurus from "Flesh Gordon". |
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HAHAHAHAHA !!!! Too damned funny ! |
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"What's that Mexican lizard, eats all the goats?"
"That would be the Chupacabra, sir." "Hey Griff. Chuppathingy How about that?" NTM |
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Godzilla. Then I will eat tons of beans and shoot fire on both ends.
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Maybe I could be like a 1/2 Zombie with a Black Belt and lots of kewl/illegal Class III weapons and exlosives so I could be a super Zombie killer..... Or, not so much. |
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Now thats thinking! |
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Or and ill tempered, mutated Sea Bass.... |
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So they're clearly out as a choice for most arfcom'ers |
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Is the pedator a monster? That is what I would vouch for. Badass weapons, strength and stealth to boot. But it would suck having my ass kicked by the governor of CA.
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Ghost. Let's just say I'd spend a LOT of time in sorority house bathrooms.
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Ditto, but with brown eyes! |
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