Ladies and Gents, I present to you - the birth of the ARFCOM Draw Down®

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ladies and Gents, I present to you - the birth of the ARFCOM Draw Down®

Posted: 5/10/2005 7:43:59 AM EDT

Thank you Archive search!

Ladies and Gents, I present to you - the birth of the ARFCOM Draw Down®

archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=311350

Just had to draw down on a lowlife

About an hour ago, I pull into one of those self service car washes. Put the Glock 30 into my front waste band and start to walk the 30 feet to the change machine. I scan the area again, and this AA is walking right towards me with that look in his eyes. He has a coat on and his hands are in his pockets. At about 20 feet apart, I stop, put my hand under my shirt and grip the Glock, but not showing it to the BG. I yell, "Back off. Don't come any closer." He screeches to a halt and starts to babble something in ebonics that I don't comprehend. Something about giving him some money. I yell again, "BACK OFF NOW." He does a u-turn, walks about 15 feet, turns around and starts to come back towards me. I pull out the .45, point it straight at the container holding his 60 IQ brain, and again shout, "BACK OFF OR I WILL SHOOT YOU." He finally gets the message and high tails it outta there. I just knew he was gonna try to jack me. I knew he had a weapon of some kind, but he never got the chance to use it, nor did I give him a chance to get close enough to show me. I've got a novel idea for all those POS out there trying to rob and plunder. Get a job and provide for yourself. You'll live longer.

Posted: 5/10/2005 7:46:06 AM EDT

[#1]

I don't think that worked quite the way you wanted it to!

Posted: 5/10/2005 7:46:37 AM EDT

[#2]

double tap

Posted: 5/10/2005 7:47:22 AM EDT

[#3]

Hahahahah...best thread ever and home to the funniest reply on ARFCOM:

HKocher:

Somewhere else on the internet, some poor guy is posting on another board right now: "Some asshole pulled a gun on me when I was trying to get change at the car wash. My damn car is still dirty and I'm afraid to go back. Damn nervous whitey..."

Posted: 5/10/2005 7:47:46 AM EDT

[#4]

Sad. Only 18 pages - had 25 to 30 page potential.

Only the good die young <sigh>

Posted: 5/10/2005 7:48:42 AM EDT

[#5]

Sorry, you cant link an archive search, only cut and paste.

Posted: 5/10/2005 7:52:20 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Sorry, you cant link an archive search, only cut and paste.

DAMN! Then people will have to look harder to be able to see this!

Emergency Operator: "911 - What is the nature of your emergency?"

Saddleup77: “Hi, uh yeah. I’m at the car wash getting some change and this guy was trying to ask me something.”

Emergency Operator: “What did he ask you sir?"

Saddleup77: “I don’t know I couldn’t understand him, he was 35 feet away.”

Emergency Operator: “Sir, you couldn’t understand him because he was 35 feet away or because he spoke a different language?”

Saddleup77: “Umm, no – he was speaking ebonics”

Emergency Operator: “Sir, listen to me very carefully – was this a black person that was trying to talk to you?”

Saddleup77: “Sure was.”

Emergency Operator: “Standby sir, we’re rolling SWAT to your location immediately.”

Posted: 5/10/2005 7:54:57 AM EDT

[#7]

That's one bad mofo there.

Sgat1r5

Posted: 5/10/2005 8:00:45 AM EDT

[#8]

OMG that was some funny shit!
Forgot about that one!
He wanted to kick my ass!

Posted: 5/10/2005 8:11:31 AM EDT

[#9]

Macman37 had a great reply in that thread...

"Saddleup's posts are much funnier if you mentally add a big "YEEEEE HAAAAAA!!!" before you read his responses. They make more sense too."

Posted: 5/10/2005 8:15:57 AM EDT

[#10]

I remember that one, didnt know it was "THE" one that actually started it all !

Posted: 5/10/2005 8:17:38 AM EDT

[#11]

One of the greatest ARFCOM coverups in history

Posted: 5/10/2005 8:18:56 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Sorry, you cant link an archive search, only cut and paste.

DAMN! Then people will have to look harder to be able to see this!

the link works fine for me

Posted: 5/10/2005 8:20:54 AM EDT

[#13]

OMG! You finded it!

I hate you less right now Dolomite.

Posted: 5/10/2005 8:21:44 AM EDT

[#14]

For some weird reason I had to log in to the server and re-click the link.

Posted: 5/18/2005 12:16:10 AM EDT

[#15]

cant read the thread but thanks anyway know i know what people mean they say carwash when ever someone mentions draw down,

Posted: 5/22/2005 5:50:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Thanks! Now all the "carwash" references finally make sense...

Posted: 5/22/2005 6:21:29 PM EDT

[#17]

I read this after my post on Drawing down at the ATM

Funny stuff. Another legend is borned.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ladies and Gents, I present to you - the birth of the ARFCOM Draw Down®

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