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Posted: 7/3/2001 8:31:19 PM EDT
It is fucking 104F outside right now!!!!!!!!!! IT IS FUCKING 9:30PM AT FUCKING NIGHT!!! NIGHT TIME!! ALL DARK!! MOTHER FUCKING 104F!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then what happens? Everyone turns on their A/C full blast so we can pay this lovely 3X energy bill thanks to Gray Davis Asshole that blames Bush for all his CA problems!! Yeah asshole, take CA as "your state" and when you fuck it up blame it on the pres.

So what happens after ALL us shit heels turn our A/C full blast paying 3X the energy bill?

We get blacked out.

After not moving and sweating 8 buckets of sweat.. I decide I've had enough and get in my gas hog SUV to pay $2.01 a gallon for the "cheap" gas and run my A/C. Only to almost get in 2 accidents from assholes not knowing how to drive in a dark city with no traffic lights (again no power).

Is there a nuke bomb I can go smack with a hammer? This place needs it...
Link Posted: 7/3/2001 8:34:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Yeah, THAT would cool everything off...!
Link Posted: 7/3/2001 8:36:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Simple Solution:

1) For sale sign in front of house
2) Move to Middle Tennesee, the job market's pretty sweet.
3) Enjoy
Link Posted: 7/3/2001 8:38:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Frank,
You need cheering up.
Here:

[img]http://0whome0.homestead.com/files/thongs.jpg[/img]

(Hey, it's kinda related to CA.)
Link Posted: 7/3/2001 8:39:00 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 7/3/2001 8:45:15 PM EDT
[#5]
As Rush likes to say, "Grayout Davis".......

California, what a state!

I am going to Orange County for training July 16th.  I wonder how much training will be accomplished?
Link Posted: 7/3/2001 8:51:32 PM EDT
[#6]
people are fucked up i tell you makes me glad i live in indiana weather here is a balmy 70 man iam hot! also these day's its common to blame other people for there fuckups. that's why k-fart's quitting selling pistol ammo because its our fault! well iam stopping here.
Link Posted: 7/3/2001 9:23:36 PM EDT
[#7]
Kalifornia Sucks


Kalifornia sucks it's worse than old New York
Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks
Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees
Rockstars,assholes,sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze

Kalifornia sucks!

Kalifornia sucks the people there are fake
They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make
Kalifornia movie stars strung out on sleeping pills
No - I've never been there and you can bet I never will

Kalifornia sucks - Just look who you've produced
Grey Davis, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools
West coast sun-tanned morons - You don't know how to think
I can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink .


Link Posted: 7/4/2001 12:31:39 PM EDT
[#8]
Frank, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel??? [;)]
Link Posted: 7/4/2001 12:49:48 PM EDT
[#9]
Damn, Frank.  Things must be getting intolerable in Kalifornia if its biggest cheerleader on this board (i.e., YOU) starts ranting and wishing it was nuked.  When ya moving?
Link Posted: 7/4/2001 1:22:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Hmm.  Well, our gas is about 1.35/gal.  Electricity is cheap, too.

Oh, and the only annoying gun laws we've got up here are a 48 hour waiting period for handguns and no CCW.

You're always welcome in Wisconsin; I guarantee it's less expensive and more open up here than it'll ever be in Kali.

Mike
Link Posted: 7/4/2001 3:49:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Medium test gas for $1.10 this afternoon in Springfield Il.  Mid 80's.  Keep your head up Frank!
Link Posted: 7/4/2001 8:15:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Don't tell him that gas in some parts of Missouri is now $1.09 / gallon.
Link Posted: 7/4/2001 9:10:17 PM EDT
[#13]
This thread has given me a great laugh.


             [beer]



Thanks!!  [:)]
Link Posted: 7/4/2001 9:22:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Frank,
King George the II is just getting back at all you Californians for voting for Gore.

Everyone else,
Are you sure you want Frank moving to your state?
Link Posted: 7/4/2001 9:25:13 PM EDT
[#15]
[img]http://www.luxuriamusic.com/media/images/pages/ckkey_xl.jpg[/img]

[:(!]
Link Posted: 7/5/2001 6:00:37 AM EDT
[#16]
[size=4][b]BLACKOUT in 2001; GRAY OUT in 2002![/b][/size=4]

FMCDH
Semper Fidelis
Jarhead out.

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