I decided to play a prank on some stupid girl that always give me a hard time on IM. I removed her SN so you wierd bastards don't tip her off

RussellXM15E2S (3:10:31 PM): hey there you menace, I have a question for you
chick (3:10:41 PM): menace?
RussellXM15E2S (3:10:48 PM): nevermind that
chick (3:10:51 PM): nice way to say hi, especially when you have a question ; p
RussellXM15E2S (3:10:56 PM): I need to know if you know someone
RussellXM15E2S (3:11:03 PM): let me show you his pic
chick (3:11:10 PM): ok
RussellXM15E2S (3:11:17 PM): he livesin Las Vegas
chick (3:11:24 PM): what's his name?
RussellXM15E2S (3:11:46 PM): not sure, he wanted for terrorizing some kids at a mall
RussellXM15E2S wants to directly connect (3:12:02 PM).
chick's software does not support sending and receiving IM images (3:12:06 PM).
chick (3:12:07 PM): are you serious? why would I know him?
RussellXM15E2S (3:12:20 PM): you just might have went to school with him or something, he's 18
RussellXM15E2S (3:12:30 PM): I want to get the bounty for bringing him in
chick (3:12:30 PM): ok
chick (3:12:33 PM): haha
RussellXM15E2S (3:12:49 PM): ok where should i e-mail the pic to?
chick (3:13:01 PM):
RussellXM15E2S (3:13:52 PM): mail sent
chick (3:14:06 PM): ok, it might take a few mins
RussellXM15E2S (3:14:28 PM): yeah this guy calls himself "mall ninja" harrasses kids and customers and stuff
RussellXM15E2S (3:14:32 PM): lots of trouble
chick (3:14:44 PM): how much is the bounty for?
RussellXM15E2S (3:14:49 PM): I get a $500 gift certificate to the Gap if I bringhim in
chick (3:15:04 PM): lol, what are you going to do with gap clothes?!
RussellXM15E2S (3:15:52 PM): hey you use the certifcate then take them back and get cash
RussellXM15E2S (3:16:06 PM): if not at least I'll be styling with my new preppy clothes
chick (3:16:16 PM): haha
chick (3:16:29 PM): I think you have to buy clothes, and if you do... I want pictures lol
chick (3:16:50 PM): do you know what school he went to?
RussellXM15E2S (3:17:01 PM): nope he's very secretive
chick (3:17:10 PM): no, I don't know him
RussellXM15E2S (3:17:11 PM): disappears in a cloud of Ninja smoke
chick (3:17:20 PM): are you serious?
chick (3:17:26 PM): why haven't I heard about this on the news?
RussellXM15E2S (3:17:50 PM): cause they don't want to tip him off that we're on to him
chick (3:17:59 PM): I see
RussellXM15E2S (3:18:18 PM): don't worry he'll be brought to justice in short order
RussellXM15E2S (3:18:28 PM): just be careful when you're at the mall for a while ok?
chick (3:18:59 PM): will you let me know when they catch him? I won't shop until then, even though I'm not a little kid.
RussellXM15E2S (3:19:09 PM): ok I will
chick (3:19:13 PM): I can't get over that, they give you 500 to go shopping at the mall lol
RussellXM15E2S (3:19:32 PM): I gotta go back to trying to track him down with my 1337 internet investigation skilz
RussellXM15E2S (3:19:41 PM): I will inform you of his capture
chick (3:19:50 PM): thanks babe, good luck
RussellXM15E2S (3:19:53 PM): Russell out

Nope, just really dumb...oh yeah and she's a hard core liberal too

JoJo, we are looking forward to the mall ninja invasion this week.



It wasn't like she was undeserving of it, and I did edit out her screen name so no one else could bother her.  The internet is entertainment, if anyone took something like that seriously they need to get a clue.  

If that's offensive you should see the transcripts of me and my friend trying to sell barrels of dead babies to people [8D]

What we have here is failure to communicate

Misunderstading cleared up.  The little smiley icons are perfect for stuff like this because it conveys your tone [8D]

PART II, ran into that chick later in a chat room
RussellXM15E2S (12:01:08 AM):I caught Mall Ninja
Chick (12:01:13 AM): how?
RussellXM15E2S (12:01:23 AM): he was hiding in the barbie aisle at Toys R Us
RussellXM15E2S (12:01:44 AM): I maced him and kicked him in the stomach a bunch of times with my steel toed man capture shoes
Chick (12:01:51 AM): you're in vegas?
RussellXM15E2S (12:01:59 AM): no he was here at the super mall
RussellXM15E2S (12:02:05 AM): Arizona Mills
Chick (12:02:30 AM): are you making all this up
RussellXM15E2S (12:02:31 AM): the gift certificate turned out to be for SEARS and only $50
RussellXM15E2S (12:02:37 AM): hell no
(12:02:46 AM): what was his name?
RussellXM15E2S (12:02:54 AM): Matt something
RussellXM15E2S (12:02:56 AM): I forget
Chick (12:03:02 AM): but he was from vegas?
RussellXM15E2S (12:03:10 AM): Nevada some small town
Chick (12:03:27 AM): oh
RussellXM15E2S (12:03:38 AM): not sure, the details don't matter, all that matter is he won't be pissing in the drinking fountains
RussellXM15E2S (12:03:39 AM): anymore
Chick (12:04:01 AM): ewww

The End...

....for now

This story just keeps getting better. Apparently she really did buy it. I was talking with one of my special internet friends who also knows that chick and was talking to an ex boyfriend of that chick about what a bitch the chick is. Here is what they said:

internetfriend(1:57:18 AM): this guy made up a whole story about a mall ninja, some ridiculous story yesterday, and she bought it
internetfriend(1:57:22 AM): i was dying laughing
Ex-BFofChick(1:57:46 AM): OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ex-BFofChick(1:57:48 AM): HJAHAHAHAHAH
Ex-BFofChick(1:57:51 AM): WHo made it up!??!
Ex-BFofChick(1:58:15 AM): I said "Let's go to the mall instead" and she busted out with that story.. I was like who the fuck has been screwing with you again?
Ex-BFofChick(1:58:33 AM): She told me some undercover cop she knew told her about it and gave her pictures.


I then proceded to talk with the ex-boyfriend

RussellXM15E2S (11:06:24 PM): hey there this is the "undercover cop"
Ex-BFofChick(11:06:36 PM): HAHAHA
Ex-BFofChick(11:06:38 PM): You rule
RussellXM15E2S (11:06:48 PM): let me show you the transcript
Ex-BFofChick(11:06:52 PM): ok
RussellXM15E2S (11:07:03 PM): first off let me explain mall ninja a little bit
RussellXM15E2S (11:07:36 PM): mall ninja is an sinide joke on some forums I go to, this guy posted a bunch of crap about being on a Mall Security SWAT Team and he was also a Ninja
RussellXM15E2S (11:07:55 PM): mall ninja became a catch phrase
Ex-BFofChick(11:08:00 PM): heheh
RussellXM15E2S (11:08:22 PM): then tsome other guy posts his pic and he becomes the poster child for mall ninja
RussellXM15E2S wants to directly connect (11:08:28 PM).
Ex-BFofChick is now directly connected (11:08:32 PM).
RussellXM15E2S (11:08:53 PM):
RussellXM15E2S (11:09:00 PM): mall ninja boy
RussellXM15E2S (11:09:07 PM): that's th pic I sent her
RussellXM15E2S (11:09:26 PM): I posted the transcript here: http://ubb.mcuzi.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000525
Ex-BFofChick(11:10:34 PM): ok
Ex-BFofChick(11:13:16 PM): omg
Ex-BFofChick(11:13:26 PM): I know this girl in person.

Ex-BFofChick(11:13:31 PM): She took you completely serioulsy
RussellXM15E2S (11:13:36 PM): hahah so I heard
RussellXM15E2S (11:13:53 PM): and i am by no means an undercover cop
RussellXM15E2S (11:14:05 PM): I didn't even say that i was there
Ex-BFofChick(11:14:07 PM): No no, now that I Read the transcript she said you were a bounty hunter
Ex-BFofChick(11:14:11 PM): my bad
RussellXM15E2S (11:14:15 PM): oh ok
Ex-BFofChick(11:14:21 PM): I really wasn't paying attention to what she was saying, I never do
RussellXM15E2S (11:14:33 PM): lol this is the best IM prank I ever pulled off
RussellXM15E2S (11:14:38 PM): just don't tell her yet ok
Ex-BFofChick (11:14:41 PM): hahah
Ex-BFofChick(11:14:43 PM): Ohh hell no.
RussellXM15E2S (11:14:46 PM): I want to see if I can keep it going
RussellXM15E2S (11:14:51 PM): Mall Ninja Escapes
Ex-BFofChick(11:14:53 PM): I won't even say a word to her about it.
Ex-BFofChick(11:14:54 PM): yea!
RussellXM15E2S (11:16:18 PM): man she must not be that bright at all
RussellXM15E2S (11:16:29 PM): she knows I'm kind of a joker/nut ball
RussellXM15E2S (11:16:35 PM): and she still bought it
RussellXM15E2S (11:16:43 PM): so did she refuse to go to the mall or what?
Ex-BFofChick(11:16:47 PM): Yea
Ex-BFofChick(11:16:49 PM): she wouldn't go
Ex-BFofChick(11:17:02 PM): because of this Mall Ninja person... I didn't know wtf she was talking about.
RussellXM15E2S (11:17:20 PM): mind if ipost this on the forum, I'll edit out your name?
Ex-BFofChick(11:17:41 PM): Yea sure.
RussellXM15E2S (11:17:46 PM): cool

More of Mall Ninja Saga to come later

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RussellXM15E2S (1:05:31 AM): hey you mongrel
chick (1:05:39 AM): hello to you too
RussellXM15E2S (1:05:50 AM): I got the pics back of the mall ninja capture want to see?
chick  (1:06:02 AM): you had a camera man?
RussellXM15E2S (1:06:08 AM): well someone was there
chick (1:06:16 AM): oh
chick (1:06:18 AM): sure
RussellXM15E2S (1:06:21 AM): I got ahold of some of the pics
RussellXM15E2S (1:06:26 AM): where should I send them?
chick (1:06:39 AM): chick’s email here
RussellXM15E2S (1:08:15 AM): sent
RussellXM15E2S (1:08:45 AM): may take a minute
chick (1:08:55 AM): kay
RussellXM15E2S (1:09:48 AM): scrawny little guy
chick (1:10:00 AM): not even a challenge for ya?
RussellXM15E2S (1:10:02 AM): most ninjas are pretty small though
RussellXM15E2S (1:10:08 AM): yeah he was very fast
RussellXM15E2S (1:10:17 AM): not very strong though
RussellXM15E2S (1:10:22 AM): he dropped his ninja sword
chick (1:10:37 AM): this is almost comical
RussellXM15E2S (1:10:46 AM): yeah
RussellXM15E2S (1:10:49 AM): it was sad
RussellXM15E2S (1:10:54 AM): the kid was only like 18
chick (1:11:01 AM): how old are you?
RussellXM15E2S (1:11:04 AM): 19
RussellXM15E2S (1:11:18 AM): he hadn't even finished karate lessons and he called himself a ninja
RussellXM15E2S (1:13:27 AM): get the pic yet?
chick (1:13:36 AM): lemme check
RussellXM15E2S (1:14:06 AM): ok
chick (1:14:17 AM): *loading*
RussellXM15E2S (1:14:34 AM): ok
chick (1:14:35 AM): dude, that is totally a garage
RussellXM15E2S (1:14:50 AM): yeah it was the loading dock behind Toys R Us
chick (1:15:05 AM): why do I find all of this so hard to believe??
RussellXM15E2S (1:15:34 AM): I don't know you see the photo right there
chick (1:15:55 AM): that could so be in your garage at home
RussellXM15E2S (1:16:15 AM): you calling me a liar?
chick (1:16:20 AM): no
RussellXM15E2S (1:16:49 AM): sounds like it
RussellXM15E2S (1:17:11 AM): see if i give you a heads up next time some mad man is on the loose in your neighborhood
chick (1:17:13 AM): are you going to be in the newspapers and stuff?
RussellXM15E2S (1:17:34 AM): no
chick (1:17:46 AM): why not?
RussellXM15E2S (1:17:50 AM): don;t want toencourage copy cats
RussellXM15E2S (1:24:24 AM): so don't worry about Mall Ninja, hes behind bars for good now
chick (1:24:35 AM): for how long?
RussellXM15E2S (1:25:34 AM): well 5-15 for assault, theft and public indecency
chick (1:26:06 AM): what exactly did he do again?
RussellXM15E2S (1:26:28 AM): he roughed up customers stole stuff, pissed ina few driunking fountains
chick (1:26:46 AM): eww
chick (1:26:48 AM): what a dork
RussellXM15E2S (1:27:06 AM): yeah
RussellXM15E2S (1:27:18 AM): he was yelling stuff in Japanese at me
RussellXM15E2S (1:27:26 AM): hell if i know what it meants
chick (1:28:57 AM): my friend mao could have translated for ya
RussellXM15E2S (1:29:30 AM): he said something about sepuku, which I know means ritual suicide
chick (1:31:24 AM): eww
RussellXM15E2S (1:32:06 AM): yeah
RussellXM15E2S (1:32:15 AM): pretty gross
RussellXM15E2S (1:33:19 AM): they stab the sowrd into their gut and sever the atteries along the spine
chick (1:33:43 AM): shhhhhhh, it's almost sleepy time
RussellXM15E2S (1:34:02 AM): oh ok, I better let you go then
RussellXM15E2S (1:34:23 AM): take care
chick (1:37:55 AM): thanks russ, byeeee ; >  and good job!
RussellXM15E2S (1:38:01 AM): bye