Cleatus, that looks really cool! Your post can be understood by [u]anybody[/u] on the planet!
My plans for the 4th will be very different for me than from any other year.
[b][u]The 4th of July will go as follows:[/u]
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1.) Cars have already been fully gased up and washed before the holiday and put in garage.
2.) All bills and errands have been taken care of before holiday to put mind at ease.
3.) Various foods are now marinating in the refrigerator as I write. Marinating foods in mind for my BBQ tomorrow would include Jumbo shrimp shiskabobs, teriyaki steaks, baby back ribs, and corn on the cobs wrapped in tin foil. Already bought coleslaw/potato salad and 24 cans to cool in refrigerator. Three bags of chips are also in cabinet. Will use only paper plates all day tomorrow. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Sam I am! (Heh Heh I thought I could throw that in from the good doctor.) [:P]
4.) Early tomorrow morning, dogs will be put outside with all their toys spread around entire yard so they can play all day and not come in the house. Dog food and water will also be changed.
5.) All phones will be put on silent mode and answering machine on to take messages. Both faxes also will be put on silent mode. I will not surf the web to go on AR15.com or other sites the entire day...maybe. Nor will I work out in the gym at all the entire day. The only metal I will be pushing and lifting will be a fork and spoon! And of course, a cold one in one hand! [:)]
6.) Will lock door and not invite any women or college friends for the entire day! I need a break away from others at least one full day! Will not answer door bell for [u]anybody[/u] tomorrow no matter how much they push that door bell and holler and scream. They could pound on the door all they want, and I still will not answer the door tomorrow. I will be enjoying my holiday. Go away! Go home! Sam I am!
7.) Will put leather couch out on balcony and open all windows and turn off all lights to give my day a picnic-like setting.
8.) Next, will fire up the BBQ and boot up entertainment system. Movies on my need-to-watch list include the following: The Rock, Air Con, The Matrix, Scarface, Aliens, and Starship Troopers. All in this order. And no I still did not read the book on Starship Troopers, so I still think it is a great movie. [:)] Sam I am!
9.) Next, I will [b]pig out[/b] like there is no tomorrow! For the whole day I will not talk to a living soul or answer the door even if the fire dept.were knocking and pounding at my door, I will not answer. Sam I am! I will stuff my face and watch the movies like a professional couch potato would natually do! NOBODY WILL DARE BOTHER ME! I'M ON MY ONE-DAY VACATION!!! LADY IN LIFE AND COLLEGE FRIENDS, PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER ME! LEST NOT FORGET, I [B][u]AM[/u][/B] ONE OF THOSE EVIL GUN OWNERS! SAM I AM!! [:(!]
I hope everybody has a great 4th tomorrow! And don't bother me, please. [:)]
[b]-RoadDog[/b]
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