I guess when every package that comes to my house weighs 50 lbs. and rattles, and the names on the sender label say "Gunsmoke", "Rock River Arms", "Olympic Arms", and "MidwayUSA".....

I now have a reputation to uphold. [(:)]

I am a UPS driver and I know all the "gun guys" on my route.[;)]

Sorry, I do not work UPS.  I work for their competitor.  I do know all the gun dudes.  Sometimes, they think I am a gun nut[whacko].

Better watch yourself now. I think that's what the UPS courier called DAVID KORESH and his merry band of pranksters.

Eric The(IfTheSHTF-Take'EmOut)Hun[>]:)]

Please don't use the word courier.

i'm starting a polynesian cargo cult called the cult of the bbt. i have a little ups truck and i'm going to build a shrine and pray to it. one of those trucks could be sitting right next to a ferrari testarossa, and i would be excited about the truck. i point them out wherever i see one. i'm getting excited now just thinking about 'em.
aaah, chocolate brown and gold. sigh.

my driver AND my mailman call me "madman".[:o]

pbrstreetgang

You know, for the right price, I may be able to get you that little brown truck.[;)]

I think the proper term is "here comes the brown Santa Clause!!!!!!!

Come to think of it, I would pay money to see the look on my neighbor's faces when the UPS guy rolls two big boxes up my driveway that say:

[img]www.environmentalchemistry.com/images/placards/4.1.gif[/img] [size=4][b]SMOKELESS POWDER FOR SMALL ARMS[/size=4][/b] [img]www.environmentalchemistry.com/images/placards/4.1.gif[/img]

[img]http://www.energy.ca.gov/development/TETAP/ups-truck.jpg[/img]

I'm getting a woody!!!


BISHOP

That is how I found my favorite dealer. I would check the UPS truck and see what he was paying COD on the rifles he got in and what he charged customers, very fair markup, so I went to him.

Just hearing the wierd sound those trucks make gives me a hard on.

don't tease me, dude.[:\] i want the BIG one.

ADULT SIGNATURE REQUIRED- they let me sign any way.

i gotta learn enough about 'puters to make avatars and wall paper outta that pic!

i can usually hear that damn truck from inside my office!

no $hit, here he is!!!!
aw, just parts for the shop. i didn't have anything on order- but i can dream can't i?

MY UPS driver is really cool, never complains about all the heavy boxes. Talks guns when he delivers and I promised him when I make that 10,000 bullet order I will do it on his vacation

Damn!  He knows too much.  You know what you must do.

I have 1 better.  Imagine Miss Magnum driving a UPS truck!!!  Oh yeah!!  [;)]

Danm, It sounds like we're getting a bunch of couriers on the forum. Does this mean that we are taking over the Post office's rep of going postal?
(works for the white and purple people)
( AND, I get to look at all the CMP guns that I deliver)
KenS

My UPS driver just came by. I asked if it was for me, he said...'nope it is too light!'

[B]Imagine Miss Magnum driving a UPS truck!!! Oh yeah!! [/B]
MMMMMMMMM  Miss Magnummmmm....


BISHOP

I used to have a problem getting my packages from UPS I even asked the guy please make sure you give them directly to me. The First time he did that I gave him an ice cold can of Coke.  Then I started ordering stuff from Bushmaster, Gunsmoke, Cheaper Than Dirt and Ammoman. Since then every package has been dropped in my hands. Was it the coke or the packages, either way I am happy with the service.


Six

[size=5]OMG! that image just blew my mind!!!![/size=5]
(breathe, john,- breathe!)

cool chick
likes guns
good looker
sense of humor
driving god's own vehicle-A BIG BROWN TRUCK!
full of goodies!!
FOR ME!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAA!- "clunk" (fell over in chair clutching chest)

maybe that's what heaven is like!? too bad i'll never know.[}:(]

[img]http://www.energy.ca.gov/development/TETAP/ups-truck.jpg[/img]




I have 1 better.  Imagine Miss Magnum driving a UPS truck!!!  Oh yeah!!  [;)][/quote]

That would be so great..... [<]:)]

Some of you guys are really scaring me.

Believe it or not the truck is not as cool as you think. Most are old, slow, pieces of crap. OK----I'm totally lying---it REALLY cool cruising around giving all of their wonderful stuff. Little hint: be really cool to your UPS man. We deal with enough idiots throughout the day and we really remember the cool people.[:)]

pbrstreetgang
OK seriously, for the right price maybe we can work a deal on a big truck.

Disclaimer for any UPS personnel---I am not conspiring to sell a UPS vehicle.

you guys are so cool! with your brown shorts, drivin' around with those big doors open... folks must just be jelous!

if i had any money- you'd have it dude![:D]
that 'n' get some cool chick like mm to drive it... i could leave the earth satisfied!

I play'd a prank om my delivery man last year.  Like most of you I order a case here a stock there.  My neighbor told me that he had a little chat with the delivery guy.  I asked what about?  The neighbor said "The delivery guy wanted to know if I have ever seen you".  "He says that you are alway home but never come to the door".  We laughed a bit because the neighbor know that I spend all my time in the woodshop out back.  He continued to tell me that the delivery guy asked if I was some kind of gun nut.  I told the neighbor that I had a little supprise for the delivery guy next time he comes.

The next week I was waiting for a couple of Items that I bought from cheaperthandirt.  I saw the Van turn into the neighborhood.  I ran to the closet and put on full camo BDU's a boonie hat and ALICE pack.  I waited until he droped off the package rang the bell and walked back to the Van.  As he was pulling out of the drive I burst out the front door, snatched up the package on the porch and did a drop and roll into the front yard.  I jumped up, ran and climbed up my wood fence and onto the roof.  I ran over the roof and out of site.  

Both my neighbors were watching and almost died from laughter.  The delivery guy just sat in the drive for a full minute after I was out of site then continued on his way.