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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:40:57 PM EDT
If you could punch one person, one time...

Who would it be?

I'll start:

Whoopee Goldberg

ETA: This is a FREE PUNCH.  No repercussion to you what-so-ever.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:41:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Diane Feinstein
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:41:45 PM EDT
[#2]
ERROR: List too plentiful to choose one.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:42:25 PM EDT
[#3]
I'd punch Whoopie Goldberg,

but I'd curb-stomp the fuck out of Feinstein, Schumer and Co.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:42:52 PM EDT
[#4]
ex-wife
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:42:54 PM EDT
[#5]
hillary clinton
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:42:57 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:43:00 PM EDT
[#7]

Michael Moore of course, I win
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:43:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Hanoi Jane
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:43:50 PM EDT
[#9]
Hell just one!!OK  Michael Moore...........
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:44:24 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Diane Feinstein



+1.....today. Tomorrow its someone else and the list is long.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:45:05 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Michael Moore of course, I win



Damn my slow computer!!beat me by 7  50  seconds....
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:45:43 PM EDT
[#12]
Either Bill or Hillary Clinton, or Fred Upton.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:46:39 PM EDT
[#13]
SELECT peopleToPunch FROM asshats WHERE currentlyArmed = 'false';

...

9000 rows returned.


Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:47:12 PM EDT
[#14]
Too many to list
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:48:10 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Diane Feinstein



Post 2 beat me to it.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:48:12 PM EDT
[#16]
Diane Feinstein, or another "prominent" anti-gun asshat.


Substitute "punch" for "Louisville Slugger with nails."
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:49:06 PM EDT
[#17]
James Carville, then Bob Taft for being a tax-monkey/ tool of the state.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:49:15 PM EDT
[#18]
The kid that was working for me and stole my Browning HP out of my truck!
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:50:24 PM EDT
[#19]
+1 for Hillary, but I would really like to punch Ryan Seacrest !
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:50:44 PM EDT
[#20]
I think keel-hauling would be far better than punching.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:50:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Oh wow, talk about tough choices.



I can't do it, I can't punch just one. Once I started I'd have to punch them all.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:51:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Complete tie between Moore, Hillary, and Diane Feinstein  I can't choose, just put one in front of me, I'll wing
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:52:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Osama Bin Laden and Dianne Fineswine.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:53:03 PM EDT
[#24]
Satan  

Sua Sponte
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:54:05 PM EDT
[#25]




Mirko "Cro-Cop" from Pride Fights. I assumed that this was a "Free Punch" where retaliation was

forbidden... so, I figured I'd use it on a person that would deftly kill me otherwise. He was a Croation

Police officer before he became a MMA champion. He's quite the bad ass in the MMA arena and I would

say he is the same outside of it; He's known for his head kicks.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:55:09 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Michael Moore of course, I win



Damn my slow computer!!beat me by 7  50  seconds....



No problem, he has two eyes. One for each of us
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:57:32 PM EDT
[#27]
Oh, decisions, decisions!  I have a couple of people in mind
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:57:49 PM EDT
[#28]
i want to dig up this dead broad i knew and punch her skull right off .... man that girl was heartless


Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:57:51 PM EDT
[#29]
the About:blank muthfuckas!!!
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:58:59 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Michael Moore of course, I win



Damn my slow computer!!beat me by 7  50  seconds....



No problem, he has two eyes. One for each of us




Thought he had 4 eyes the two faced bastard
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:00:11 PM EDT
[#31]
I'll play:  Ted Rall

Maybe more than once!
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:01:45 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Whoever is responsible for spamming the world with Geico commercials.  And I want the "punch" to be with a tank.  



I only like one of their commercials.  The one where the guy is reading the newspaper and his wife walks in and ask "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"  Without even looking he says "You betcha!"  I think of you guys everytime I see that one.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:02:47 PM EDT
[#33]
For now.....Bill Clinton.    

Runner up - Hillary Clinton    - have to bitch slap her
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:04:24 PM EDT
[#34]
The mother fucker that assaulted me when I was 13 while I was returning some books to the library. I hadn't done anything to him and didn't even know him. He was in his early 20s with a bunch of friends. Actually, I'd beat him within an inch of his life and be tempted to kill the piece of shit.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:05:22 PM EDT
[#35]
Among others Al Frankin.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:05:35 PM EDT
[#36]
Owen Wilson
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:09:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Bill Clinton. Just for the hell of it.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:11:12 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Michael Moore of course, I win



Damn my slow computer!!beat me by 7  50  seconds....



No problem, he has two eyes. One for each of us




Thought he had 4 eyes the two faced bastard



Point well taken
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:11:51 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Diane Feinstein



Right in the mouth, hard too....  
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:13:48 PM EDT
[#40]
Bobby Hamilton, Jr. or Sr,doesn't matter.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:37:29 PM EDT
[#41]
Bill Clinton  and then mike tyson  
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:41:19 PM EDT
[#42]
Feinstein.

Can I wear my brass knuckles perfectly legal novelty paperweight when I do it?
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:41:47 PM EDT
[#43]
Robert Reich comes to mind....
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 5:02:16 PM EDT
[#44]
Barbara Boxer.  No pun intended.

Link Posted: 3/16/2005 5:02:43 PM EDT
[#45]
Either a guy I used to work with or my old brother-in-law.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 5:11:08 PM EDT
[#46]
Fineswine or Mike Tyson........just to say I did................He can't hit back right





WIZZO
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 5:11:43 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
Hell just one!!OK  Michael Moore...........



+1
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 5:13:46 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Diane Feinstein



Right in the mouth, hard too....  



nah not the mouth. [anchorman/] right in the ovaries...straight shot to the baby maker[/anchorman]
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 5:13:51 PM EDT
[#49]


Link Posted: 3/16/2005 5:15:23 PM EDT
[#50]
I'd have to say Hilary Clinton.

Just in the hope that I'd also knock over every single person that is bent over kissing her damn fat ass.

I'll even leave the roll of quarters out of it.
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