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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:33:41 PM EDT
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 18 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big jugs. (Any recommendations - hee hee hee). 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:35:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:37:34 PM EDT
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Wow... he's so.... right.
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:38:32 PM EDT
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I think rubber tits indicate a good attitude.
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:38:45 PM EDT
[#4]
yum yums
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:40:27 PM EDT
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I found a nice couple:
[photo deleted for some inexplicable reason] Her previous t-shirt was even better. The wording on it has become the motto of the remainder of my life. SOME IS GOOD MORE IS BETTER TOO MUCH IS JUST RIGHT It probably looked much better on her expansive chest than it does written in this post. Eric The(BosomBuddies)Hun 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:44:37 PM EDT
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Oh crap, someone printed a story about my life and just predicted the next 3 years of my future! Right now I'm 29 and in the exciting girl stage. I'm going to lunch with a drop dead georgeous 19y/o blond tomorrow. She likes wearing the outfits that she has to pour herself into. They usually ride up exposing several inches of her navel or the small of her back. Today she had on pink panties. There is no way in hell I can keep up with her...so I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.I've been leaning towards the 31 stage, the smart ambitious woman with her feet on the ground. Maybe I'll just skip that step and go for the big jugs. 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:45:07 PM EDT
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Eric I see yours and raise you this
Mike I know you like the dark haired ones 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:45:49 PM EDT
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Awesome!!!
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:56:50 PM EDT
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But...but...but mine are real ! That's gotta count for something! Eric The(Bolt-Ons)Hun
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:58:06 PM EDT
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So are hers, they are real and they are spectacular. 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:01:19 PM EDT
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Freak of nature is what they are! If they're real, then I'm a woodchuck. Eric The(SmallFurryMammal)Hun
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:03:18 PM EDT
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Real expensive
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:06:34 PM EDT
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That, my friend, is my idea of feminine perfection. Wow! I wouldn't even know where to begin.
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:06:45 PM EDT
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Post from MrClean4Hire -
The young lady or the breast job? Or both? Eric The(MoneyIsNoObject)Hun
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:08:57 PM EDT
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Post from thebeekeeper1 -
C'mon, Beekeep, you could put your eye out with one of those things! Eric The(AlwaysCompassionate)Hun
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:11:06 PM EDT
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Check your im
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:14:42 PM EDT
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This thread is a COC violation. It needs to be locked and the person who started it account locked.
We cant have the Mods and Staff running arround breaking the rules any ol time they please. |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:17:52 PM EDT
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Lighten up, Francis. |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:17:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:19:38 PM EDT
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As long as it involves big cans you can break all the rules of the COC that you want.
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:21:37 PM EDT
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WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT,OVER 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:23:08 PM EDT
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Ok heres some real ones
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:25:10 PM EDT
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Lovely--but please don't turn this into a third BOTD thread--we can't do that. How's about adding as many as you have/can to the BOTD thread--or start a new thread in Team. I'm liking these, but we can't have another BOTD thread. Thanks. 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:25:44 PM EDT
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Is that Rosie? J/K 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:25:53 PM EDT
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Ok, I'll behave and delete
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:26:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:28:23 PM EDT
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Rosie palm for you
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:32:52 PM EDT
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I got your Bitch hanging, If I started this thread Id be locked and banned, but since a Staph member did it its cool. |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:39:34 PM EDT
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Locked at thread originator's request due to incessant whining having spoiled the thread.
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