Quoted: IMALEGEND.....You should ask my nephew about being chased by one! I can think of other animals I would rather have than a really big bird. They are not real bright at all. I'll stick to something like alpacas.
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That's awesome! I was kind of thinking they might be trouble. I've heard they can really kick. It would be funny for solicitors and stuff. Maybe with acreage I wouldn't have that to worry about as much. Plus it might be legal trouble...
"Sir, is this your Emu?"
"I don't recognize him for certain"
"Sir, you keep Emus on the property"
"There are some Emus here, yes"
"We have reason to believe this is one of your Emus, sir"
"I see"
"And the problem is he kicked the shit out of this riffraff carrying leaflets and flyers for a business that might not even exist so he can scope out peoples houses and case them for crime"
"I see. Is that a problem officer? Would you like a beer?"