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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:00:03 AM EDT
[#1]
I only have a .38 and a 10/22.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:00:34 AM EDT
[#2]
A snorkel, a pair of vise grips, and that one fat guy that played comic relief on the original Kojak series. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:01:18 AM EDT
[#3]
Deep sea fishing accident - lost everything. Why I would have my entire gun collection with me while deep sea fishing? I don't know - maybe it was to protect from pirates arrrgh.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:01:45 AM EDT
[#4]
Everyone seems to lose them on a boat. Is that true, or is it some kind of joke? If the former, how hard is it NOT to bring your entire gun collection on your farkin' boat???
 ETA: The above is a fine example.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:02:29 AM EDT
[#5]
Might be a big boat, dude. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:03:18 AM EDT
[#6]
I lost them at the car wash. I drew dem down de drain.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:03:41 AM EDT
[#7]
Tragic fire hot enough to vaporize everything..........Insurance company acted quickly and I was able to build an exact replica of my house in a very short time.....even the neighbors didn't notice......................................................................................
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:03:54 AM EDT
[#8]
Fell in a man hole.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:03:57 AM EDT
[#9]
tragic cotton picker accident, those spindles can literally reduce a firearm to toothpick sized scraps of their former selves
im sorry.................i promised myself i wouldnt cry |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:04:25 AM EDT
[#10]
All mine were lost in a series of tragic canoe mishaps. You think I would have learned after the first few... but no. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:07:14 AM EDT
[#11]
Nobody loses them all in a boating accident. You always leave your 10/22 and a .38 revolver in the car just in case there's a tragic accident. Try paying a little attention when you read, OK? I lost mine when I pulled off the road to take a leak while en route to a chartered deep-sea fishing trip. Tragically, a sinkhole opened up and swallowed my car, in which I had my entire gun collection, which I always took with me when fishing offshore. Sadly, I had put my 10/22 and a .38 in the car as well, (just in case a tragic accident occurred while I was at sea with the rest of my gun collection) so I don't have squat now. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:07:59 AM EDT
[#12]
I never had any. Guns are scawy.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:08:59 AM EDT
[#13]
Bullshit. I have heard more than once how people lose their entire collections on a boat. What is that, seriously? |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:09:06 AM EDT
[#14]
Ummmmmm.................my dog ate them. Ya....that's it. Then he ran away.......But... I do check every doggie-do-do I see in the chance I will find them .......Yep, thats my story.. and I'm stinkin', I mean, stickin' to it......
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:09:52 AM EDT
[#15]
You were apparently born missing the humor gene. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:10:51 AM EDT
[#16]
got a new welding set up and dewatted my guns and made a Peace sculpture out of them flying the UN flag
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:11:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:11:49 AM EDT
[#18]
Ice fishing.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:13:14 AM EDT
[#19]
All of My firearms were abducted by aliens.
The replacements were lost in a tragic accident involving a time machine and a condom. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:13:46 AM EDT
[#20]
You need to cut a smaller hole. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:14:25 AM EDT
[#21]
Since "losing" property during divoce proceedings doesn't fly with family court judges, can y'all just imagine what a Special Firearms Terrorism Tribunal would think of these little games?
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:15:27 AM EDT
[#22]
As a group, we boat a lot. We usually take our entire collection along, even for short fishing trips. Accidents happen. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:15:33 AM EDT
[#23]
9 months of unemployment.
Oh, wait... This is supposed to be a humorous thread.  Mike |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:16:15 AM EDT
[#24]
Well. I was toying around with this chemistry project I found on the internet and an unfortunate series of events unfolded that ended up with all my firearms being destroyed by a violent thermite reaction.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:16:18 AM EDT
[#25]
I turned all mine in for Nike tennis shoes.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:16:31 AM EDT
[#26]
Yeah I had left the 10/22 and .38 in the car while I was deep sea fisting but the car apparently rolled off the dock and fell into the ocean while we were gone.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:16:37 AM EDT
[#27]
God, I hate to think of your ARs undergoing the anal probe. . . . |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:16:40 AM EDT
[#28]
Well, I was running out of crack money, so...
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:16:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:17:11 AM EDT
[#30]
A tube of toothpaste and a jelly donut were involved in my loss.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:22:43 AM EDT
[#31]
I have to admit that I have lied about losing my guns in a boating accident. I thought it would be a convenient and completely credible way to mislead others into believing that I don't own guns any more. The truth is that I never owned any guns in the first place. The belong to God. I just borrow them from his safe from time to time.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:23:15 AM EDT
[#32]
Tragic circumstances involving a tube of toothpaste, tube socks and the neighbors dog. Sad, very sad.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:28:57 AM EDT
[#33]
I had a horrible smelting accident.
I Loooooooovvve Guuunnnns. De Tashte. De Schmell. De Tecktsure. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:31:25 AM EDT
[#34]
What is this "gun collection" that you speak of?
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:33:46 AM EDT
[#35]
NO SHIT!! Man, thats almost exactly how all of mine were lost. I swear it is a small, ironic world isn't it? |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:36:08 AM EDT
[#36]
Can you say "Divorce" ???????
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:37:02 AM EDT
[#37]
I had mine in a safe, but I lost the key and forgot the combination. So I just took the whole thing to the dump and left it.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:38:55 AM EDT
[#38]
I lost mine entire collection in a boating accident. Luckily nobody was hurt.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:39:05 AM EDT
[#39]
So it IS a joke 
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:41:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:42:39 AM EDT
[#41]
Well goddamn. Keep your guns at home. Boats+Guns=Not safe.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:43:47 AM EDT
[#42]
Teh Ghey |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:44:42 AM EDT
[#43]
Actually, I am embarassed to admit this...but all my guns were on THAT boat! I still cry when I see that video. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:45:07 AM EDT
[#44]
I turned all mine in on a gun buy back program. I got a whole years worth of movie passes for Michael Moore movies.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:45:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:48:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:49:43 AM EDT
[#47]
If things get that bad it's not time to lose them it's time to use them!
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:51:27 AM EDT
[#48]
Your right...seeing that much Rosie would incite me to go out and buy another gun....and then shoot myself. And just exactly what IS a "good" Rosie O'Donnell movie? |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:52:44 AM EDT
[#49]
I was sailing to Catalina Island and hit an iceberg.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:53:20 AM EDT
[#50]
Oh shit, talk about a typo!  |
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