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funnyQ: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex
with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He
cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the
next best thing your sister. Far from being an
issue, this will bring all of the family together.
Why not get some cousins involved?
If you are still apprehensive, then let him go
with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive
present, and cook him a nice meal and don't
mention this aspect of his behaviour.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral
sex with him.
A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has
only 10 calories a spoonful. It is nutritious and
helps you to keep your figure and gives a great glow
to the skin. Interestingly, a man knows this. His
offer to you to perform oral sex with him is totally
selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for a man.
This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank
him, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him
a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior - and it
should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he
needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from
being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a
stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief
for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and
happy the man is when he returns to his stable home.
Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive
present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention
this aspect of his behavior

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband.
If you must mess with it, do it in your own time.
To help with the family budget you may wish to video
tape yourself while doing this, and to sell it at
flea markets. To ease your selfish guilt, buy your
man a nice expensive present, and cook him a
delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it
means is that you do not love your man as much
as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the
mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it
up to him by buying a nice expensive present,
and cooking a nice meal.

Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by
militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to
the family unit. Don't mention it again to him and
show your love to him by buying a nice expensive
present and don't forget to cook him a delicious meal.

Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is
right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more
responsible, since they're not confused emotionally as
women. It's a proven fact.

Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.

Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important
thing to remember is that you must do whatever he tells
you without question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you
to do certain things that may at first seem strange to you.
Do them anyway.

Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: There is no average time, but anything over two
minutes is good. Anything under that and you may
be rushing your man. After your man has finished
making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave
you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play
golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going
out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of
consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a
few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't
feel left out-while he's gone you can busy
yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his
apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him
an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.

Q: What is "afterplay?"
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs
to replenish his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply
a list of important activities for you to do after the
lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette,
making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few
beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go
out and buy him an expensive gift.

Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality,
not quantity, is important, studies show this is
simply not true. The average erect male penis
measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that
is extremely rare and, if by some chance your
lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you
should go down on your knees and thank you lucky
stars and do everything possible to please him,
such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment
and buying him an expensive gift.

 

LOL!!!!

ROTFLMAO heheh i wish cosmo was run by men

It is but they call it Maxim.

Also don't forget Stuff (which is published by the same company as Maxim) and FHM (For Him Magazine).  From the first time I picked up one of these mags, I just couldn't help but get a subscription.  If you happen to see one in a magazine rack, buy it.  I can almost guarantee you won't regret it.

ViseGrip

I work near a magazine rack.  I read [;)] every issue.