Eight things to cheer up Jadams next time he pulls you over.
1.Hey aren't you that guy from the village people.?
2.Could you hold my beer while I grab my license?
3.You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
4.Ticket for speeding,what a relief, I thought you knew my license was expired?
5.Gee,that gut does inspire confidence!!.
6.Nice gun,wanna see mine?
7.Hurry up and right the ticket,the bars close in 30 minutes!!.
8.BAD COP,NO DONUT!!!!!

These simple phrases should restore his faith in his fellow man.

then theres my personal fav,

officer, how am i supposed to see that posted speed limit sign when im going 100???

Cop: "Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"
Driver: "Your eyes look glazed. You been eatin' doughnuts?"

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No one can ever get the screen name right!!!

I don't have no gut!!!