IMHO (in my humble opinion) Undiluted  
Norman Liebmann
June 22, 2001

In my humble opinion, minorities in America don't want to be treated as equals. They want to be treated as guests.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton's existence is proving to be excessively continuous.

In my humble opinion, in the Democratic Party, it is corruption that makes every plan workable.

In my humble opinion, if Godzilla O.D.'d on Viagra, Janet Reno might finally have a chance for romance.

In my humble opinion, Jesse Jackson's love child is a result of one PUSH too many.

In my humble opinion, Robert Torricelli looks crooked enough to be his own lawyer.

In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton proved the wanton cannot help but be in a state of perpetual need.

In my humble opinion, the fact that so many illegals come to sell marijuana on Los Angeles street corners leads to the conclusion in Mexico either they don't have marijuana or they don't have street corners.

In my humble opinion, Jim Jeffords has earned his 15 minutes of nonentity.

In my humble opinion, Gray Davis' idea of an energy policy is to run next door and borrow a cup of electricity.

In my humble opinion, a sure way to destroy America is to keep employing those millions of telephone receptionists who have already demonstrated they are incapable of taking a message.

In my humble opinion, journalism schools teach how to be alternately "objective for" and "objective against" – which is how they manage to lay claim to the ridiculous assertion that they are always objective.

In my humble opinion, Congress and KCET are only interested in minorities and whatever they are fussing about at the moment.

In my humble opinion, if the Internet were America, Clinton would hang.

In my humble opinion, Neil Simon and Woody Allen on methamphetamines couldn't convince me there is anything amusing about New Yorkers.

In my humble opinion, inasmuch as Joseph Lieberman was unable to recognize Bill Clinton as Satan's fetch-and-carry, there's no way he will be able to recognize God – and vice versa.

In my humble opinion, world poverty could be solved if the people who feel compelled to indulge in sex every 26 minutes could hold it down to every 27.

In my humble opinion, there is not one person in the U.S. Senate as upright and patriotic as Don King.

In my humble opinion, the minority population is exploding as a result of continuing to do too often what they do too often.

In my humble opinion, the art of television journalism lies in not waiting for an opening in the conversation when you have something totally unimportant to say.

In my humble opinion, the Republicans in the Senate will continue to reek with fear as long as the Bush White House continues to reek with compassion.

In my humble opinion, 1984 is exactly where George Orwell left it.

In my humble opinion, no matter how hard it is to believe, Democrats look good to each other.

In my humble opinion, news analysts are scavengers who pick through the news after the first wave of scavengers have moved on.

In my humble opinion, Ebonics is a grammatical carom that fails to make illiteracy picturesque.

In my humble opinion, minorities dislike conservatives less for their opinions than for their ability to articulate them.

In my humble opinion, Al Sharpton is now "Mr. Typical New Yorker." Yuck!

In my humble opinion, setting fire to an American flag is the way San Franciscans show they are serious about hailing a taxi.

In my humble opinion, it is impossible to conceive of a physical activity for which E.J. Dionne is not out of shape.

In my humble opinion, if Janet Reno becomes their governor, it will be because Floridians have offended God, and He turned out to be not quite as forgiving as they had hoped.

In my humble opinion, Hollywood has retooled and changed its basic product from fantasy to fungus.

In my humble opinion, when politicians refer to "the people" they mean "the press."

In my humble opinion, Arkansas should keep the Confederate flag aloft but lower its state capitol.

In my humble opinion, the Europeans envy the Arabs as much for their barbarity as they do for their oil.

In my humble opinion, the only advantage of same-sex marriage is the first one up in the morning is the best dressed.

In my humble opinion, the history of the Democratic Party will be written in pink ink.

In my humble opinion, Tom Daschle never finds being vicious inconvenient.

In my humble opinion, Governor Gray Davis is presiding over California's "Going out of Business" sale.

In my humble opinion, the Democratic Party is a protection racket disguised as a welfare racket.

In my humble opinion, Dianne Feinstein dresses as if she's going to a garden party in celebration of Senility Week.

In my humble opinion, Lenin would have been really dangerous if he had had tits,

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In my humble opinion, it's time to tell the truth. Everything else has been tried.


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Norman Liebmann is a former television writer [Johnny Carson; Dean Martin; wrote and produced "Chico and the Man" and created the characters for "The Munsters" (who are all named after his relatives)] and a brilliant and insightful columnist/humorist. Please visit his Web site, Firehat, a treasure trove of Clinton- and media-bashing.

Balming,
Excellent we will see you there. Just tell me you have my muzzell break ordered and you can have my couch.

Moderators,
Please note. this thread contains no references to drugs, nor does it contain any potential links to possibly nekid chicks that may or may not being haveing intercourse with firearms.

Mike "The Saint" h.