You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen,start yourengines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Pretty good.  I haven't heard alot of those.

Quoted: You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen,start yourengines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Those are good  My favorite is #3

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

Does hospitalization count?

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

We keep the meat from every hunting trip in a freezer on the back patio, right next to the table saw, norditrack, and work bench.

Quoted: You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your pregnant 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Made it worse!

Quoted: 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." Does hospitalization count? 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. We keep the meat from every hunting trip in a freezer on the back patio, right next to the table saw, norditrack, and work bench.

Well, bud, I think you've answered your own question!

2,4,5,10 and 17.

Fits here!

You find out you are going to be a daddy again when your wife says, "Pour me a double hon, I'm drinking for two."

thats great

That hurts. It really hurts.


Still funny though!

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen,start yourengines."

You mean it ain't?