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Posted: 1/13/2005 7:13:12 AM EDT

THIS GUY....!!!

DUMBASS

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:20:36 AM EDT

[#1]

Unfortunately, the dumbass is probably from Ohio.

Are you coherent when you're getting shocked?

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:21:26 AM EDT

[#2]

boy talk about a control freak dam.....

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:21:49 AM EDT

[#3]

Aww come on, the guy was just upset after they shot his dog.

"Pussy ass tests"

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:23:42 AM EDT

[#4]

"Don't move or you're gonna get it again!" Not the brightest guy around...

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:24:35 AM EDT

[#5]

That was funny as shit.

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:24:41 AM EDT

[#6]

That's what he gets. Whether you feel you're right or wrong, the traffic stop is not the time or place to put up your fight.

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:24:49 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
boy talk about a control freak dam.....

(obvious) Drunk driving stop, citizen refuses field sobriety test then resists arrest in a violent matter = taser ride.

If it wasn't for the taser, he'd probably just get an old fashioned beat-down. You don't engage in drunken fisticuffs with the police if you don't want some hurtin'.

ETA - am I the only one that had a nagging feeling of "this asshole's gonna reach for the officers gun"?

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:26:11 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
boy talk about a control freak dam.....

(obvious) Drunk driving stop, citizen refuses field sobriety test then resists arrest in a violent matter = taser ride.

If it wasn't for the taser, he'd probably just get an old fashioned beat-down. You don't engage in drunken fisticuffs with the police if you don't want some hurtin'.

Hell, I would have given the drunk sob a few cracks with the night stick.

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:27:23 AM EDT

[#9]

dupe, but still funny...

"I can't, you fu&$in' hammered me"

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:29:00 AM EDT

[#10]

A candidate for the darwin awards for sure...

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:31:47 AM EDT

[#11]

Dumbass of the Year - 2002!

Wow.

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:34:50 AM EDT

[#12]

I heard that thing going "ticktickticktickticktick..." at least five times.

After the first one I'd take the hint.

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:41:52 AM EDT

[#13]

and the "Dumbass of the year" award goes to......

Michael Moore

No doubt this guy rates high on the dumbass list.

Posted: 1/13/2005 7:54:21 AM EDT

[#14]

What a moron.

He just turned a 3 month suspended drivers license into a jail term.

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:01:50 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

That's what he gets. Whether you feel you're right or wrong, the traffic stop is not the time or place to put up your fight.

+ 1

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:14:55 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
and the "Dumbass of the year" award goes to......

Michael Moore

No doubt this guy rates high on the dumbass list.

I just had an idea for an ARFCOM fundraiser- we could sell tickets for folks to taze him!

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:18:39 AM EDT

[#17]

Dupe, but a good one. He's at least a Dumbass of the Year Nominee.

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:30:51 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

That was funny as shit.

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:32:27 AM EDT

[#19]

tagd

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:35:18 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
boy talk about a control freak dam.....

(obvious) Drunk driving stop, citizen refuses field sobriety test then resists arrest in a violent matter = taser ride.

If it wasn't for the taser, he'd probably just get an old fashioned beat-down. You don't engage in drunken fisticuffs with the police if you don't want some hurtin'.

ETA - am I the only one that had a nagging feeling of "this asshole's gonna reach for the officers gun"?

nope, thats what i thought as soon as he got real close to the officer

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:35:30 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Unfortunately, the dumbass is probably from Ohio.

Are you coherent when you're getting shocked?

Don't make a generalization. Our villuj idiot occasionally has a run in with trouble.

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:41:01 AM EDT

[#22]

Obviously a govt. educated victim of "the man".

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:42:04 AM EDT

[#23]

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:42:59 AM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:43:49 AM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:45:41 AM EDT

[#26]

That is a good reason to carry those things. That guy was dumb as shit.

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:46:22 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

ETA - am I the only one that had a nagging feeling of "this asshole's gonna reach for the officers gun"?

When I saw them back beyond the camera that's the first thing I thought. At the acadamy - they teach us to keep them in front of us. That cop should have slowed things down and waited for back up. Of course hind sight is always 20/20 but really if more cops would have come it would have been safer and the drunk could have possibly calmed down and come to his senses more.

Patty

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:47:27 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

ETA - am I the only one that had a nagging feeling of "this asshole's gonna reach for the officers gun"?

I kept thinking he was going to go for it, too. I'm a little surprised he didn't after they started 'dancing'...

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:48:00 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
and the "Dumbass of the year" award goes to......

Michael Moore

No doubt this guy rates high on the dumbass list.

I just had an idea for an ARFCOM fundraiser- we could sell tickets for folks to taze ~~him~~ Cyanide!

Fixed it for ya

Posted: 1/13/2005 8:57:57 AM EDT

[#30]

OMG yes! 1st place

As Rodney King put it "can't we all just get along?"

And as I reply...

NO![B/]

Posted: 1/13/2005 9:07:20 AM EDT

[#31]

Shocking!!!

Posted: 1/13/2005 9:11:13 AM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 1/13/2005 9:38:11 AM EDT

[#33]

I can't believe I forgot this:

"Put your hands behind your back!"
[cussing]

"Sir, I'm gonna do it again...."

"Turn around and put your hands behind your back or you're gonna get it again!"
[cussing]

"On the ground now or you're gonna get it again!"

(His head makes the sound-that-shall-not-be-named when it hits the truck)

"On your stomach now!"
"No!"

Posted: 1/13/2005 11:37:05 AM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 1/13/2005 11:41:09 AM EDT

[#35]

That was funny.

Posted: 1/13/2005 11:47:08 AM EDT

[#36]

Kind of reminds me of-

Buffalo Bill-It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

Posted: 1/13/2005 11:52:56 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Damn funny

Posted: 1/13/2005 11:55:08 AM EDT

[#38]

LMAO!!! That's some funny dodo there!

Coupla questions for the hive:

1. How long does the sending unit last before the batteries die down? In other words, how long could a guy get tazered before the weapon is useless?

2. If you don't normally die from getting tazed, anyone else here besides me have this strange urge to test one out?

Posted: 1/13/2005 12:06:19 PM EDT

[#39]

I put the head phones on and cranked it up.

"you f'ing hammered me"
While on his stomach cop saying "get on your stomach or you'll get it again" ...."NO"

while getting cuffed "Look dont be an asshole about it"

that is brilliant

Posted: 1/13/2005 12:13:35 PM EDT

[#40]

That was F'ING GREAT!!!
Serves his drunk ass right.

Posted: 1/13/2005 12:19:27 PM EDT

[#41]

How much ya wanna bet the drunk later asked "Why did you arrest me? Why aren't you out catching real criminals?"

I wish we had Tasers when I worked the road. Our best party favor was OC, which still had some interesting reactions, but you still had to fight the a**hole.