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Posted: 1/12/2005 2:57:32 PM EDT
that was the humor clip at the end of Brit Hume's show today

stupid drunk
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 2:59:53 PM EDT
[#1]
Guys like Fat Teddy are the reason the Democrats have no credibilty with me
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 3:00:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Tooo funny!!!

linky???
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 3:07:12 PM EDT
[#3]
uhhh.....Osama Bin Laden

I mean......

Barack Bin Laden


uh.....I mean

Barack Obama
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 3:09:50 PM EDT
[#4]
He was prob having a flashback to his days on the Chappiquidic swim team.  
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 3:16:20 PM EDT
[#5]
Need linky!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 3:20:14 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Guys like Fat Teddy are the reason the Democrats have no credibilty with me



I don't think anyone from anywhere  but his home state likes him...
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 3:21:40 PM EDT
[#7]
I liked his grandstanding over water board torture that gives the sensation of drowning as cruel and inhuman.  This, coming from Ted Kennedy!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 4:09:51 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
uhhh.....Osama Bin Laden

I mean......

Barack Bin Laden


uh.....I mean

Barack Obama




Osama Bambatta????

araq baramma???

Link Posted: 1/12/2005 4:11:29 PM EDT
[#9]
It doesn't matter, MS will still re-elect him.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 4:15:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Quotations of Chairman Teddy:

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." (sic)

"If a legislator is 'safe' from competition, or if he represents groups with the same economic and political beliefs, he does not have to change his ideas or respond to the needs of the broader population. He can rest content with a mediocre, absentee performance knowing he will be returned to office. And as he is returned year after year, the seniority system gives him immense control over people from other parts of the country whose views he need not heed at all. -Senator Edward M. Kennedy, Decisions for a Decade, published in 1968

At a Washington restaurant, bombed out of his mind:
"I'm came in not wearing any pants, and I'm not leaving wearing any pants."

His excuse about Miss Kopechne's death:
"And when I returned, Mary Jo and the car were gone."

"Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty? -- Senator Ted "CHAPPAQUIDDICK" Kennedy, 1973

"[W]ords are fine, but it has to be what a generation reads into those words." -- Ted Kennedy speaking of the US Constitution at Boston Latin, April 29, 2002

"I seek the presidency with no illusions"

"Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is."

"Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things."

"They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing." —Ted Kennedy

"She's a wonderful, wonderful person, and we're looking to a happy and wonderful night — ah, life." —Sen. Ted Kennedy, speaking about his then-fiancee, Victoria Reggie




Only in MA would somebody vote for Teddy. Well, let's not forget Cook County in IL- they would, too.

 
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 4:16:26 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
It doesn't matter, MS will still re-elect him.



I know some people in Mississippi who might disagree with that....
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 6:02:43 PM EDT
[#12]
I loved it a few years ago, during the first home run battle between Sosa and McGwire, when he referred to them as "Sammy Souser and Mike Magire".

What a drunk dumbass.  Only a *hiccup* at the end of that woulda made it better!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 6:03:36 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 6:04:33 PM EDT
[#14]
hard to find, and not much detail, but I found one, very bottom

www.signonsandiego.com/news/politics/20050112-1451-kennedy-democrats.html

Kennedy also mangled the name of the Democrats' new star, Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, calling him "Osama bin ... Osama ... Obama."
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 6:10:22 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
hard to find, and not much detail, but I found one, very bottom

www.signonsandiego.com/news/politics/20050112-1451-kennedy-democrats.html

Kennedy also mangled the name of the Democrats' new star, Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, calling him "Osama bin ... Osama ... Obama."





oh christ that's priceless.

Link Posted: 1/12/2005 6:13:20 PM EDT
[#16]
the video was better, as he stammered a bit longer
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 6:17:58 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Guys like Fat Teddy are the reason the Democrats have no credibilty with me



I don't think anyone from anywhere  but his home state likes him...



Cyanide's from Massachussetts!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 6:21:59 PM EDT
[#18]
Grr, I need video!

*runs to TV*


- BG
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 7:46:34 PM EDT
[#19]
it should be on again around 12:55AM EST
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 7:50:07 PM EDT
[#20]
Someone needs to set that where I can download it.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 7:58:42 PM EDT
[#21]
Has anyone considered how the "unbiased dominant media" would play this if a Senator with a R behind ttheir name did the same exact thing?

Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:46:49 AM EDT
[#22]
Silly sot saying sane statements!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:54:29 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
I liked his grandstanding over water board torture that gives the sensation of drowning as cruel and inhuman.  This, coming from Ted Kennedy!



WOW, This guys arrogance knows no bounds!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:04:16 AM EDT
[#24]
i heard bits of uncle teddy'd dpeech on the rush limbaugh show yesterday. and yes my wife says i turning to a conservitive republican. and the man should have retired years. funny the brothers i would have trusted were killed and we got left with his sorry ass.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:17:14 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:18:40 AM EDT
[#26]
Linky???

Digital
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:29:09 AM EDT
[#27]
Hey Fat head Ted ,Cyanide's role model, has Osama on his mind, and Why not? Ted and Osama share the same goals. Teddy invokes his call for "LIBERAL JIHAD", WOW, Ted's super
bad.......................................FOR AMERICA, THAT IS
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:35:46 AM EDT
[#28]
Ran across this pic


ETA: Where is that one I saw here that had him holding two beer bottles?
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 5:02:16 AM EDT
[#29]
If you have never been to the this site, it is a must read for anyone who does not know the whole Ted Kennedy story.

Y Ted K
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:13:31 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Ran across this pic
66.96.177.64/picture_hosting/web_pages/veedee/snarf/ted_the_hutt.jpg

ETA: Where is that one I saw here that had him holding two beer bottles?



How about these? The first is from LoginName, the second one I'm not sure about...



Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:20:38 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Guys like Fat Teddy are the reason the Democrats have no credibilty with me



I don't think anyone from anywhere  but his home state likes him...



Cyanide's from Massachussetts!



Hey! Them's fightin' woids!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:32:02 PM EDT
[#32]



Look Asshole, guns kill people, take a nap in my backseat and I'll we'll drive over the the
Kopeckney's for some Christmas Cheer.
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