WW III - AR15.COM

Posted: 1/12/2005 7:56:39 AM EDT

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld
sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are
you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and
one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Muslims."

Posted: 1/12/2005 7:58:11 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 1/12/2005 7:58:48 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 1/12/2005 8:01:57 AM EDT

[#3]

heard that before but still funny

Posted: 1/12/2005 8:02:47 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 1/12/2005 8:05:20 AM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 1/12/2005 8:16:18 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 1/12/2005 8:18:52 AM EDT

[#7]

IBTL

Posted: 1/12/2005 9:53:15 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 1/12/2005 10:06:46 AM EDT

[#9]

Good one!

Posted: 1/12/2005 10:11:46 AM EDT

[#10]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

My liberal lurkers on this forum, be not denied, for thy time shall soon come!...............
Just not anytime soon....

Ben

Posted: 1/12/2005 10:13:01 AM EDT

[#11]

And oh yeah. IBTL.

Posted: 1/12/2005 10:16:19 AM EDT

[#12]

I think there's more than 140 million Muslims, so that wouldn't be all of them.

Posted: 1/12/2005 10:43:59 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I think there's more than 140 million Muslims, so that wouldn't be all of them.

Damned fine start though!

Posted: 1/12/2005 11:05:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/12/2005 11:13:53 AM EDT

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