Quoted: WOw. I was looking for something less complicated, like sticking my money in a CD or Bond or marrying a porn star.
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Buying herpes treatments gets expensive. Stick with non-sluts.
Bonds are probably going to fall for a while. Interest rates are rising, and forecasters think that the Fed is going to have to move faster than people expect to offset inflation. The guy who bought homebuilding supplier stocks probably got hit in part by this; homebuilding companies are declining due to the rising rates and anticipated decline in home sales.
CDs are going to be the safest for a small amount like that, but you won't make much. If you want to use the money for something else within the next few years, it's your best option. If you want to put it away for eventually buying a house or retiring, the Roth IRA is a pretty good deal, although it limits you to what you can do with the money.
You could've shorted TASR.
You can still short NAT or XMSR. I don't see many buying opportunities right now; I'm sticking money into ETFs like EWT (Taiwan), EWA (Australia), and EWJ (Japan). If you can find a good European mutual fund, that might work out too; I like Eastern Europe. There is still downward pressure on the US Dollar, so the currency exchange rates will work in your favor -- but the rising interest rates might turn this around, magic
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