In Europe a man has a little bit of money.  So he walks to the farmer and buys a sheep.  He takes the sheep home, sheers it for wool and makes a nice jacket and other nice clothes which he sells and makes a meager living.


In America a guy has a few dollars and walks to the farmer where he buys a sheep.  He takes the sheep home, sheers it for wool and makes some nice clothes.  Then he goes back outside and slaughters the sheep having a great dinner.  He sells a large portion of the meat and uses the hide to make fine leather shoes which he sells.  Then he goes back to the farmer looking for more sheep.  Which means the farmer needs more workers and sells more sheep each year.  This helps the economy.

In the meantime in Europe the man finds out one morning that his sheep has died after 10 years of making wool for him.  So he walks back to the farmer only to see that the farmer had left for better opportunities in America long ago.


On the way walking home the poor sad European gets splashed by a nice big American SUV with the American guy driving while on vacation........


Sgtar51/50

wtf

Except if the European is Greek.

CW

Nuh ah!  Euro's are good people!

Sure their economy sucks compared to ours, but are not they still humans...except France?  

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in france..............
+1 on the Greek thing!!!!

hahaha, thats awesome.

that is about right

Quoted: Except if the European is Greek. CW

That is more Mediterainian.

SGat1r5

Well thats diffrent.

And I thought it was soap.  We use it daily.

Quoted: The difference between Americans and Europeans.

The smell Sarge!....The Smell!....They smell funny overthere!

We have testicles.

And the willingness to use them.

The difference?

American men bathe.


Americans women bathe and shave.

Europeons don't.

Nice one Sarge.

That story is depressing.

Quoted: That story is depressing.

Only for the Europea-ons

Sgatr15

Quoted: Except if the European is Greek. CW

LMAO!!!!

Quoted: Nuh ah!  Euro's are good people! Sure their economy sucks compared to ours, but are not they still humans...except France?

Actually starting in 2004 the EU has a higher GDP than the US .. IIRC?


edit: I am not defending the euros.

Quoted: Quoted: Nuh ah!  Euro's are good people! Sure their economy sucks compared to ours, but are not they still humans...except France?   Actually starting in 2004 the EU has a higher GDP than the US .. IIRC? edit: I am not defending the euros.

Very true.  The euro is gaining value.

At the McDonlads at the unnamed country that I am stationed at they have a McDonalds offbase that sells a Deluxe Royal combo meal.

Quoted: We have testicles. And the willingness to use them.

Oh man, you beat me to it!!