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Posted: 1/7/2005 8:27:14 PM EDT
up almost every morning. The alarm goes off, I hit the snooze button and I get the coffee going then lay back down. She gets up and wakes me when everything is ready.

How about you?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:28:13 PM EDT
[#1]
You beat your wife up?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:28:43 PM EDT
[#2]
He's Rick James.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:29:07 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
He's Rick James, bitch.



Fixed that for you.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:29:37 PM EDT
[#4]
That is not acceptable Pangea!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:30:57 PM EDT
[#5]
ignore me I know nothing
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:31:17 PM EDT
[#6]
wife gets up at 0345 and goes to work.i get up at 0700 and take the kids to school.i go to work at 1400.
but on the weekend i am usually up first.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:40:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Sometimes I wake up grumpy - sometimes I let her sleep....  
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:45:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:54:54 PM EDT
[#9]
I work second shift, she beats me up everyday
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:55:32 PM EDT
[#10]
The Lady I live (And sleep) with "Claims" I "Beat-Her-up" every night!

Sure, I steal blankets and I DO tend to take-up alot of the bed in my sleep but heck, I'm the one that gets up before Her every morning and makes coffee........and I don't drink coffee!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:55:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:00:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Poor you!
Sgtar wakes me when everything is ready!! I get to sleep in cuz he IS special!
Oh! And I just love what he wakes me up with!!!mmmmmmmm
joyce...wife of 19 years!!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:11:47 PM EDT
[#13]
I love my fellatio alarm clock wife.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:12:55 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Poor you!
Sgtar wakes me when everything is ready!! I get to sleep in cuz he IS special!
Oh! And I just love what he wakes me up with!!!mmmmmmmm
joyce...wife of 19 years!!!



Please tell me that you say to him "Go make me a breakfast sammich"  
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:15:47 PM EDT
[#15]

Please tell me that you say to him "Go make me a breakfast sammich"


Nope,..already had breakfast in bed!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:21:01 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Please tell me that you say to him "Go make me a breakfast sammich"


Nope,..already had breakfast in bed!!



   Glad to hear Sarge is so well taken care of.

I was really hoping for something to use as a sig line though lol.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:30:02 PM EDT
[#17]
Bitch betta had my breakfas ready!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:32:22 PM EDT
[#18]


I was really hoping for something to use as a sig line though lol.



How about..."gulp!!"
or "wait there is just a little left right here...."
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:38:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Now Joyce you and Sarge know that we good Catholics don't believe in things like that.  

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:40:36 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:40:59 PM EDT
[#21]
Give her one for me next time.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:43:51 PM EDT
[#22]

Now Joyce you and Sarge know that we good Catholics don't believe in things like that.


Ever read "song of soloman" in the bible? beautiful story of true love....

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:49:55 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Poor you!
Sgtar wakes me when everything is ready!! I get to sleep in cuz he IS special!
Oh! And I just love what he wakes me up with!!!mmmmmmmm
joyce...wife of 19 years!!!



May the peace and love of the Lord be with you always...

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:51:06 PM EDT
[#24]
9 times out of 10 I'm up before. Rarely do I beat her up, but it does happen.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:55:02 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
I beat my meat regularly, does that count?



How often do you engage in this activity?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:55:26 PM EDT
[#26]
Thank you Josie and to as well.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:56:31 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Now Joyce you and Sarge know that we good Catholics don't believe in things like that.


Ever read "song of soloman" in the bible? beautiful story of true love....




Just read it.  

Thanks
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 10:02:02 PM EDT
[#28]
My action figures wake up before me everytime.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 10:05:09 PM EDT
[#29]
,
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 10:15:27 PM EDT
[#30]


Nothing like reliable action figures.  Maybe I should get some to replace my alarm clock.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 10:26:57 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
I love my fellatio alarm clock wife.




Dang a guy could definately get used to that!
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