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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:38:03 PM EDT
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YES
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:38:49 PM EDT
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Depends on if there is an electric fence involved
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:39:42 PM EDT
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You can piss on an electric fence, Mythbusters busted that myth. |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:40:44 PM EDT
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How so? I've touched a 12v electrified fence with my bare hands and it shocked me. Why would peeing on it not produce the same effect? |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:41:19 PM EDT
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You can piss on an electric fence and get shocked, you just have to be close enough so the stream doesn't break up.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:42:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:47:29 PM EDT
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Myth Busters. Great show. |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:50:44 PM EDT
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I think its distance that wins it
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:52:19 PM EDT
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not on CKY. Raab Himself pisses on the fense, shocks the hell out of him and he cries. |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:54:26 PM EDT
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FiftyCaliber from down under has already won the contest.
He is superhuman. |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:57:50 PM EDT
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correction it was pissing on the electrified third rail of a subway track, episode 3, the rail has way more electricity than an electric fence 3rd rail pissing episode
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:04:59 PM EDT
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Duration
 4minutes 39 seconds and I kinda stuffed myself a bit cos I got too bored so let it flow too freely. Im sure I can break 5 but its too uncomfortable to let it all build up |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:06:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Longest morning piss for me was 2 min 10 seconds, that was a lot! |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:08:42 PM EDT
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I tried it as a kid on my Grandfather's farm.  |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:10:55 PM EDT
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Did you get shocked or not? Don't make me lose faith in Mythbusters! |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:12:00 PM EDT
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When I was 9 or 10 my dad and brother called me the "Pee-a-Mile-Kid". We had an 18' boat with an outboard. When we would go fishing, and I had to pee, I would stand on the bow of the boat facing the stern, squeeze hard while building up pressure, and then let 'er fly over the outboard motor.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:25:31 PM EDT
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The winner of a pissing in the snow contest is easy to determine -
- in the basic class, you measure the total length of the yellow curves, - in the Master class, you get style points for letters and sketches. Other venues basically require a ref and a vote to determine the winner (since gunplay is frowned upon as poor form in modern times). I almost forgot these games from when we were little kids - - pushing beer cans around (pop still came in glass bottles), and - peeing in the dust, either to make patterns with the splash, or erode the dirt from around the rocks. |
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:32:33 PM EDT
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Old guys will come into the ER, usually late at night, unable to pee because of a big prostate. I'll put in a catheter and sometimes get 2 or 3 liters of urine out of them. All of a sudden, I'm their best friend.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:36:52 PM EDT
[#19]
tell that to my dog! ... hooooowl! |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 11:20:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2005 11:37:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2005 3:24:27 PM EDT
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You people have inspired me to be a poet, so here goes....
When i was young and hand no sense, I took a piss on an electric fence, It shocked my d*ck and it shocked my balls, And made me shit my coveralls  OK,OK i remember that poem from hustler mag, so sue me! |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 3:56:33 PM EDT
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I think the main point is to avoid getting any on you. |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 4:16:57 PM EDT
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I just wanted to clarify that in the ongoing contest I have with a few of my old army buddies - which FiftyCalibre absolutely CRUSHED me in - is for continuous pissing, with an unbroken stream! You can try to "hold back" but the second the stream is broken/interrupted, the clock stops. I still cannot believe FiftyCalibre beat FOUR AND A HALF minutes !!  My buddies and I never even broke 4 minutes. It's a lot harder than you'd think.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 4:19:23 PM EDT
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I thougt it was a distance thing.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 4:25:46 PM EDT
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Pissing on an electric fence will shock you. When we were kids we talked my cousin into doing it and we had to knock him down because he was frozen and couldn't move. Funniest shit I had seen up to that point.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 4:54:41 PM EDT
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I cant believe it either, I was so elated that I got that far. Its really friggin hard to do, cos of the sheer boredom and the uncomfortable feeling of so much piss in you. |
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