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Posted: 6/13/2001 8:22:45 PM EDT
Ava? Beatrice? Connie? Debbie? Eunice??????
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 8:24:03 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 8:26:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Charlene. call it a ripoff if you want.
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 8:34:00 PM EDT
[#3]
"The Answer",
"Soldat mal fait"(dats French)
"Any questions?"
almost forgot...."X-wife"!
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 8:43:58 PM EDT
[#4]
ZROCK
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 9:04:34 PM EDT
[#5]
Lucky, bucause I bought her with lottery winnings.
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 9:20:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Faith, Come on Faith baby be good to me!
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 9:33:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 9:41:28 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 9:52:12 PM EDT
[#9]
John Gadlfy
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 10:05:25 PM EDT
[#10]
gave my ex wife a gold plated broom, so she could always fly first class. - oh rifles, sorry

pussy galore

steve
Link Posted: 6/13/2001 10:21:13 PM EDT
[#11]
"HawgReaper"  ....it brings home the bacon !
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:52:44 AM EDT
[#12]
Once upona time I was issued an M60, carved in her feed cover was 'Cong killer 70-71'! That was 5yrs ago, and 'CK' was still in service with the Australian Army.  Drew an emu once on my 5.56mm Austeyr (AUG) rifle with a marking pen. Got a blast from the CSM for that!
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:58:22 AM EDT
[#13]
Let me introduce you to my "lil fren".
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 5:07:31 AM EDT
[#14]
Many times at the range ,one can hear me screaming"You g-damn,Piece of sh!t,jamming all the time AR-15,I can't beleive I bought this POS Bushmaster"
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 5:10:20 AM EDT
[#15]
"Brady"
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:15:08 AM EDT
[#16]
M24 SWS - Excaliber

I thought it was original, then found out that practically every other military sniper names their rifle the same damn thing.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:29:59 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
M24 SWS - Excaliber

I thought it was original, then found out that practically every other military sniper names their rifle the same damn thing.
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Come on.  You're blowing smoke up our asses, aren't you?

Nobody in my Platoon or Company had any names for their rifle...except one guy who was discharged eventually for "the good of the Corps."
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:32:03 AM EDT
[#18]
psssst...

Gus, these are the guys that strap bayonets to their lower legs...

What do you expect?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:34:05 AM EDT
[#19]
"little fatty"
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:47:02 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Ava? Beatrice? Connie? Debbie? Eunice??????
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All of my guns are appropriately named:


[red][b]"All your McUZI are Belong to Us"[/b][/red]


Here is a picture of one:


[img]www.web-comm.com/ar15/ar1.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:50:35 AM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:57:50 AM EDT
[#22]
Murphy
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:01:54 AM EDT
[#23]
Gus - yes, its done jokingly, not in any seriousness.

Major Murphy - Who straps bayonets to their legs?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:17:19 AM EDT
[#24]
Sting-

after Bilbo's, and then Frodo's Elvish short sword in "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings". It may not be Anduril, but it has "a good bite".

Juggernaut[%(]

Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:19:15 AM EDT
[#25]
Joy.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:33:06 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Murphy
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Are you sure it's not "Moe-Larry-Cheese" ?


Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:54:25 AM EDT
[#27]
[b]AR[/b]iel
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:59:03 AM EDT
[#28]
phew! sorry i'm late guys, but it's hard to walk around the office with a bayonet strapped to each leg.  ow!

steve
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:07:04 AM EDT
[#29]
Ariel is good! [:D]

AR's-  Veronica, Bobby-Jo, Lou ann, Janie, and Julie

AK- Nikita

FAL- Elizabeth

CETME- Maria

Shotguns- Betsy(my oldest), Ruth(the Truth), Mona (M1S90)
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:17:49 AM EDT
[#30]
I gotta bayonet in my pants!

Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:01:11 PM EDT
[#31]
State Arms Knob Creek .50BMG    Spankmaster
Serbu BFG-50 .50BMG             Junior
DPMS AR Flat Top                Jar Head
Oly  AR A2                      Brutis
AMT Hardballer Longslide        Daddy
Ruger .44mag Super Blackhawk    Boomer
Maddi AK                        Boris
Ruger "Tricked" 10/22           Popper
Finnish M39                     Saka

There's more, just haven't named them all yet. Sometimes the names just take a while to come "Out" for each.


Tall Shadow
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:54:09 PM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 4:03:55 PM EDT
[#33]
Suzi
Roscoe

Dixie

Jesse

Flash

The rest remain nameless
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 4:14:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Juggernaut, Sting was the name Bilbo gave himself when he iced the spiders, The elven swords were Glendring,the foe hammer and Orcist the goblin cleaver hth
GG
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 4:32:39 PM EDT
[#35]
I have the traditional furniture on my AR so there was only one obvious choice
OPRAH.......... think about it :)
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 4:40:08 PM EDT
[#36]
"Yote Roo"
(yo-tee)
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 5:12:13 PM EDT
[#37]
AR= Penelope
AK= Eunice
FAL= Consuela
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:15:13 PM EDT
[#38]
"Old Lightning"

(Never strikes the same place twice) [:(]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:16:54 PM EDT
[#39]
Oly One Cannoli
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:05:09 PM EDT
[#40]
[smoke]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:10:26 PM EDT
[#41]
My First 16's name was Heather.....What a doll she was
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:22:59 PM EDT
[#42]
NO name just the black rifle.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:45:54 PM EDT
[#43]
Those I have named...

Precision AR:  Blossom
Ruger 10/22:  Bubbles
M4 type (in progress):  Buttercup
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:50:32 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Those I have named...

Precision AR:  Blossom
Ruger 10/22:  Bubbles
M4 type (in progress):  Buttercup
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Good ones!  Only a parent could understand.

Link Posted: 6/15/2001 6:32:50 AM EDT
[#45]
[smoke]
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 7:09:20 AM EDT
[#46]
Originally Posted By Major Murphy:
psssst...

Gus, these are the guys that strap bayonets to their lower legs...

What do you expect?
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[b]WRONG AGAIN!  THE BAYONETS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CLENCHED BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!  LOWER LEGS ARE FOR DESERT EAGLES AND HAND GRENADES![/b]

Susy is blond,
Jackie is the brunette,
and Kelly is a redhead!

Link Posted: 6/15/2001 7:31:49 AM EDT
[#47]
Due Process.
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 7:52:41 AM EDT
[#48]
Olympic AR-15   Beast
Ruger 10/22 tricked--Beauty
Ruger 9mm sidearm......puppy dog
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 12:00:06 PM EDT
[#49]
[b]I name mine "Impotent Gadfly"
or "Little Man"  or  "HangNail" [/b]
Link Posted: 6/17/2001 1:13:27 PM EDT
[#50]
[smoke]
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