If you belive the Biblical account (and it makes for good logic even if you don't believe it), the the first murder was committed with a ram's horn! So let's ban them too.
 They've showed on the old show Rescue 911 how a kid stabbed himself with his parents scissors.
Why don't the liberals come to terms and requires locks on scissors?
 Anyone with a decent mind for engineering could form a weapon from PCV pipe that could take out a tank. Let's Ban PCV Pipe!
The List Goes On...
They just want our guns!
II t will start with Semi-auto military styled guns and end with muzzle-loaders.
The Best Bet is to buy a ton of ammo, guns, and various other supplies and prepare for the lliberals to takeover. And to vote them out in 2002,2004,2006, and 2008 and from here on after.
-Chuck
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